#1 2008-05-18 16:37:34
Bottle openers made of kangaroo scrotums, sold as souvenirs in the land down under.
All this, and more, Howie. Don't miss the crocs and cane toads.
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#2 2008-05-18 16:50:05
Crikey!
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#3 2008-05-18 19:57:30
whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:
Crikey!
I want a stingray letter opener.
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#4 2008-05-18 20:23:53
"Here at Ross Taylor Originals we create and handcraft some of the world's most unique products."
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#5 2008-05-20 09:41:30
They should get Billy Mays to do infomertials for them... I can see it now, him yelling with low volume... "CROIKEY MATES! IF YOU HATE NOT GETTING TO USE 'ROO BALLS EVERYDAY, THEN YOU NEED THE 'ROO BALLSACK COINPURSE! NO AUSSIE CAN LIVE WITHOUT ONE! BUY ONE FOR YOUR DAUGHTER TO GIVE TO THAT AMERICAN SAILOR AT PORT AS A DOWREY! OR USE ONE TO HOLD YOU SNAKE OR SPIDER ANTIVENIN!" And so forth for 44.5 minutes...
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#6 2008-05-20 11:15:47
sierrabravo wrote:
They should get Billy Mays to do infomertials for them... I can see it now, him yelling with low volume... "CROIKEY MATES! IF YOU HATE NOT GETTING TO USE 'ROO BALLS EVERYDAY, THEN YOU NEED THE 'ROO BALLSACK COINPURSE! NO AUSSIE CAN LIVE WITHOUT ONE! BUY ONE FOR YOUR DAUGHTER TO GIVE TO THAT AMERICAN SAILOR AT PORT AS A DOWREY! OR USE ONE TO HOLD YOU SNAKE OR SPIDER ANTIVENIN!" And so forth for 44.5 minutes...
Great. Another idiot who can't write, can't spell, makes posts at the 12-year-old level. Possibly a butt-buddy of Lurker.
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