sofaking wrote:

Tits, I found you a boyfriend.

He gots money.

Thanks, Sofie!  I'm going to go pack a romantic picnic for two right after I dig a shallow grave out by the quarry. 

That boy's mouth runs like a bell on a duck's ass.

Ok

sofaking wrote:

I think we should hold out for a douchebag waving Euros, Tits.

You're not in so much of a hurry to find a new douchebag that you can't take the weak dollar into consideration.

I'm not necessarily looking for a really durable douchebag, more like a few single-use, disposable douches.