icangetyouatoe wrote:

I love this.

http://www.timesleader.com/news/crime/C … -2008.html

Can we tap people we read about to join HS? Kind of like the Star Chamber or Skull and Bones?

Sure! No reason RT should have a recruiting monopoly. We can work out the signing bonus and stop loss details later.

"Yazmin Ramirez told police an unknown man grabbed her arm in the area of South Grant and East South streets on Wednesday."

Perhaps she was showing too much ankle. Gotta luv the po-po blotters. Where else can you find such a hapless assortment of mediocre criminality? I think we're still holding out for Tony Merino. It's only a pleasant coincidence that his last name is a synonym for sheep.