#1 2008-05-25 21:14:21

If anyone remembers, a few years back a PC game was released called "JFK Reloaded".  The idea was that you were Oswald, and you got to take your shots at the limo.  You got points for coming as close to the real assassination as possible.  They even ran a contest to see who could get a perfect score, some French kid won if IRC. 

There was a predictable shitstorm over this game, and there should have been.  It's horrible, macabre and fucking addicting all at once.  It''s actually quite brilliantly done.

Anywho, here's the game:

http://rapidshare.com/files/117416063/JFKreloaded.rar

The good news is that you are free to shoot as you wish, creating chaos and some pretty awful carnage.  So, let's screencap our shots and post them here. (Press print screen, and then paste in MSPaint for the less adept.)

My best headshot:

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/45_jfk3.jpg

My best carnage:

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/45_jfk4.jpg

For the best effect, shoot the driver first.  The limo may fly off and crash, throwing everyone from it like a rag doll.

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#2 2008-05-25 21:34:35

BRAAAINS


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On this run, I also shot the SS on the Senator's car, which caused traffic to go crazy and run over the bike cops.

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#3 2008-05-25 21:43:59

This is not how you properly operate a motor vehicle.

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#4 2008-05-25 21:48:08

One more:

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/45_jfk9.jpg

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#5 2008-05-25 22:25:35

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#6 2008-05-26 05:33:36

You sick fucks.  You're making me rethink this...

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#7 2008-05-26 06:12:25

tits_matilda wrote:

You sick fucks.  You're making me rethink this...

Titsy, this might surprise you, but I don't like animal killers either.
On the other hand, I like assassins a lot, and pictures of dead president's brains are really cool.
We all swim the sour soup of hypocrisy.
If it's painful, turn away.

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