I am a Myamar Dictator, can I get some of those?

As I told Dusty when he posted this yesterday, Americain (sic) grrrlz are doing it too.

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GooberMcNutly wrote:

Canadian women? Their panties would frighten me too!

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Amusing, but based on incorrect assumptions. When American women arrive in Canadian cities, they begin to wonder: Where are all the fat people? Then they start to feel insecure and soon go home, which pleases everyone up here immensely. This is particularly true on the west coast, where (call us crazy) we tend to get daily exercise.

Large differences between Canadian and American women

Over the past decade Canada's obesity rates have been based on self-reported data, whereas the United States has derived rates from actual measurements of height and weight since the early 1960s. With the measured data from the 2004 CCHS, it is possible to compare the current prevalence of obesity in the two countries.

Age-standardized results show that 30% of Americans aged 18 or older were obese in 1999/2002, significantly above the Canadian rate of 23%.

Most of this difference was attributable to the situation among women. While 23% of Canadian women were obese, the figure for American women was 33%.

What's even funnier is that compared to you yanks, we don't give much of a shit about all this. Americans, under-educated and easily brainwashed, suck up the peurile 2-dimensional stereotypes of Hollywood, and spend half their lives making juvenile "fat-chick" jokes. Up here, we tend to look at women's faces, regardless of size, and evaluate their personalities, before consigning them to the garbage heap. (Up north, naturally, fat women are prized for their warmth, and for their ability to survive winter food shortages.) And yes, I've fucked girls from both camps. While there are no hard-and-fast rules, it's my perception that big girls are better in bed. In the States, you'd probably be right in saying that (a la Ben Franklin) "They're so grateful!!" but the social hatred of large women is not as intense up here, so you might well be wrong. Possibly, given equal psycho-social pressures, skinny girls are less prepared for pregnancy, and their bodies diminish their sexual energies correspondingly. Whatever it is, try one. You'll thank me.

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pALEPHx wrote:

I see a smiling clown in a pointy hat, holding a violin.

Rorschach got nuthin' on me.

It's that time of the æon.

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Have I mentioned recently that we piss in your drinking water as it trickles over the border?

Have we mentioned that we like it?