Why is it that this is so much more disgusting than Goatse?

sofaking wrote:

Why is it that this is so much more disgusting than Goatse?

It's hard work being the most reviled subcultcha in uhmerica

Let's face it, this is a great option for ugly and/or socially awkward people. Why wait for another life to be beautiful, when you can achieve beauty in another life-form today. To have someone say appreciative things to you during sex is one of life's great pleasures, but it's not something most Americans can expect. With a furry suit on, a couple drinks, a couple tokes, perspectives can shift radically, and mutual genital friction can be gratifying and emotionally cathartic.

pALEPHx wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Let's face it, this is a great option for ugly and/or socially awkward people. Why wait for another life to be beautiful, when you can achieve beauty in another life-form today. To have someone say appreciative things to you during sex is one of life's great pleasures, but it's not something most Americans can expect. With a furry suit on, a couple drinks, a couple tokes, perspectives can shift radically, and mutual genital friction can be gratifying and emotionally cathartic.

What a caring message of hope and love.


Where is Willy and what have you done with him?

Hell...am I not myself? I have a temperature of 103.4...taken per oral, thank you. While I usually enjoy fevers, this one is accompanied by exquisite joint pain, which is distracting me from the hallucinations and odd creativity I usually experience during pyrexia. Actually, right about now I'd be quite happy if a cute little fox or squirrel were to cuddle up with me...just to cuddle mind you...my testicles are aching in sympathy with my ankles and knees, and I'm not sure that any measure of pelvic thrusting would be medically responsible. If this damned thing goes over 104 I'll be in for a real ride...hmmm...to be safe I think I'll turn off my computer....

headkicker_girl wrote:

Hell...am I not myself? I have a temperature of 103.4...

What?  can't get any Advil with your Canadian socialized medicine?

HKG...you're one of the smarter broads on HS...so I know you know that that's a dumb fucking question. SO...you're obviously trying to bait me (a trick you have yet to mastur). SO...this is for you, my little legal love:

Now go paw off, sweetie.

headkicker_girl wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

headkicker_girl wrote:

What?  can't get any Advil with your Canadian socialized medicine?

HKG...you're one of the smarter broads on HS...so I know you know that that's a dumb fucking question. SO...you're obviously trying to bait me (a trick you have yet to mastur). SO...this is for you, my little legal love:
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Now go paw off, sweetie.

Actually, that was a semi-serious question...not the part about socialized medicine...but why would anyone suffer with a fever when drugs are readily available?

Trust me...I'm on drugs. Nothing sexy...just the usual cocktail of painkillers, anti-histamines, steroids and beta2-adrenergic agonists. By the way...there's a lot of misconception about Canada's socialized medicine south of the border. For example: we buy our own drugs unless we have a health plan at work...except in certain extraordinary cases. Sad but true.

tojo2000 wrote:

We buy our own in the US, too, but we pay for them in ass-rapings.

All this time I've been paying money at the pharmacy and only having involuntary posterior intercourse at work.  You learn something new every month or so.