orangeplus wrote:

She seems a bit well fed for a heroin user

Yet she pulls down $72K and can't manage her car insurance. Her weight is really the least of her worries.

With statistics and the population being what they are, you'd think we'd see far more middle-class white folks addicted to smack, in the news, yet we question that this woman is tying off in the Teacher's Lounge because she's not rail thin and scratching at her face? I'm sure the district (and the local taxpayers) will be footing the bill for her trip to "Promises" or some similarly named joint.

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

There are thousands of well-to-do, working, productive heroin addicts in the world. Heroin is one of those addictions that some people can live with and manage. I'm thinking 65. When I hit 65 I'm going to hit the crank...no looking back.

You should watch "Little Miss Sunshine"... I'm thinking Alan Arkin as "Grandpa", a heroin addict and resident of "Sunset Manor" retirement home...

Frank: I take it you didn't like it at Sunset Manor?
Sheryl: Frank...
Grandpa: Are you kidding me? It was a fucking paradise. They got pool... They got golf... Now I'm stuck with Mr. Happy here, sleeping on a fucking sofa. Look, I know you are a homo and all, but maybe you can appreciate this. You go to one of those places, there's four women for every guy. Can you imagine what that's like?
Frank: You must have been very busy.
Grandpa: Ho oh. I had second degree burns on my johnson, I kid you not.
Frank: Really?
Grandpa: Forget about it.
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Grandpa: Are you gettin any? You can tell me. Are you gettin' any?
Dwayne: [shakes his head no]
Grandpa: Christ! what are you? 15? My God man! You gotta be gettin' that young stuff! The young stuff is the best stuff in the world. Your jail bait, their jail bait. You turn sixteen and your looking at three to five.

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Sheryl: [to Frank] He started snorting heroin.
Frank: [to Grandpa] You started snorting heroin?
Grandpa: [in response to Frank, aimed at Dwayne] Let me tell ya, don't do that stuff. When you're young, you're crazy to do that shit.
Frank: [to Grandpa] Well what about you?
Grandpa: [to Frank] What about me? I'm old. When you're old you're crazy not to do it.

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WilberCuntLicker wrote:

I wish I had some now. I'd start early...just in case I never get there.

Like felching, fisting, and fellating a yak, there are just some experiences life offers that you don't necessarily need to take advantage of.

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

What...you're keeping those for yourself?

Your fever has you speaking in tongues, writhing on the floor. Pay him no mind, people! Walk into the light, Willy!