tojo2000 wrote:

tits_matilda wrote:

Finland looks pretty good here.. maybe it's just because I can't tell what's going on.

I'll tell you what's going on.  UFOPORNOOOOOO!!!!!!

In your house...at someone's workplace...in front of the electronics store...


Edit:  Google Translate can help.

Not very much, although I'm still charmed and can get what they're presenting as comedy,drama, & documentary.  Otherwise, it's like pages of advanced LOLCAT emphasizing variations in NomNomNom.

TEAM AHMA
NELONEN NELONEN
Maantiepalvelumme sankarit Jarno Ahma ja Alpo Kurkinen seikkailevat uusissa ennalta-arvaamattomissa jaksoissa; Nelonen, Juhannus, Lapin lumo, Pariterapiaa Maantiepalvelumme heroes Jarno Ahma and Alpo Kurkinen seikkailevat new unforeseen cycles; Nelonen, Midsummer, Lapin lumo, Pariterapiaa
ja Gommi ja Pommi. and Gommi and the Bomb. 
 
PALUU LUONTOON PALUU LUONTOON
TV1 TV1

Paluu luontoon on TV1:n uusi luonto-ohjelma, jota isännöi Pirkka-Pekka Petelius. A return to the wild is TV1's new nature programme, which will host the Pirkka-Pekka Petelius. Ensimmäinen jakso esitettiin 29.5.07. The first section was presented to 29.5.07. Pirkka-Pekka Peteliuksen isännöimän luonto-ohjelman toisessa jaksossa 4.9.07 aiheina mm. Pirkka-Pekka Peteliuksen hosted by the nature of the programme in another section 4.9.07 subjects mm. vaskitsat ja siilit. vaskitsat and siili. Lisäksi ohjelmassa etsittiin mesimarjoja sekä kissankäpäliä. In addition, the programme sought mesimarjoja, as well as kissankäpäliä.

 
Kaikki Kunnossa All Intact
NELONEN NELONEN

...Kaikki kunnossa- sarjassa Oona ja Tea kohtaavat kriisiensä myrskyissä elämän realiteetit. All set series of Oona and Tea face kriisiensä myrskyissä the realities of life. He kokevat myös sen ihmeellisen hetken oivaltaessaan miksi elävät. They feel they also its amazing moment oivaltaessaan why they live.

Kaikki kunnossa-sarjassa katsojalla on mahdollisuus asettua kärpäseksi kattoon ja tirkistellä henkilöiden elämää tunnistaen heistä itsensä. Tarina on tiukkaa tykitystä, romanttista komediaa, ihmissuhde tilitystä, tragediaa ja tilannekomediaa. All set-watched series have the opportunity to settle in the roof of a fly, and tirkistellä the lives of people identifying themselves of them. The story is a tough tykitystä, the romantic comedy, Interpersonal, accounting, and the tragedy tilannekomediaa.

Heh heh  -"tough tykitystä."

tojo2000 wrote:

tits_matilda wrote:

Finland looks pretty good here.. maybe it's just because I can't tell what's going on.

I'll tell you what's going on.  UFOPORNOOOOOO!!!!!!

In your house...at someone's workplace...in front of the electronics store...


Edit:  Google Translate can help.

UFOPORNOOOOO!!!!  I so want to retire to Finland.  I love winter weather, winter sports are cool, extra long summer days to enjoy the boreal forests, saunas, I could go on forever.  Sure, the language is a real bitch (the only related languages in Europe are Hungarian and Estonian--not a helluva lotta cognates, there), but if I can figure out what a five-year-old with a speech problem wants after he's stumped everyone else on campus, I think I can pick up Finnish fairly quickly...

MSG Tripps wrote:

Abstraction

What the HELL??? That left me confused, violated, and wondering what my life was like before I read that.

choad wrote:

https://cruelery.com/img/ratporn.jpg

Just when I think I've become sufficiently jaded, this site always manages to show me something new to be reviled by.  Thank you and fuck you for that.

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tits_matilda wrote:

http://www.alebeard.net/blogs/uploads/2 … xtrx27.jpg

And here it is.

I think we need to revive this thread, so lets turn it into a game

First person will start by naming something then others have to find it.

So lets start with someone finding me lego porn.

(Whoever finds it posts pictures of it then asks for the next thing to find)

I hope this makes since.

darn.... beat me too it!

http://voffka.com/archives/2006/02/17/024822.html

OK, sorry this took so long but I had to pirate a collection of a Japanese manga called "Bondage Fairies," and of course it was almost the last issue I read that they actually got around to butterflies.

The fucked everything else in the forest first, though, I'll tell you that: earthworms, beatles of every description, swarms of ants, hornets (anal), grubs, leeches, frogs, other fairies, chipmunks, monkeys, moles, some kind of ferret looking thing, mice (gangbang), ladybugs, lizards, snakes, crawfish, snails, more beatles, turtles, preying mantises, locusts, dragonflies, honeybees, roaches, etcetera etcetera etcetera.



Now, I wanna see some Paddington Bear porn.  Bonus points if it's Paddington/Winnie the Pooh (I have searched for this on a number of occasions and I do not think you'll find it, however it's been a while since I last looked so it may exist by now, given the exponential nature of the internet).

Last edited by jesusluvspegging (2008-06-14 04:21:41)

With porno, George, it's the intent.  So as long as I make the attempt and sport a boner to Paddy-in-the-bath, I suppose it's porn.

However, let's give the others a little more time before declaring you the de-facto winner.

jesusluvspegging wrote:

let's give the others a little more time before declaring you the de-facto winner.

I hereby declare myself the de facto winner.

And I wanna see...hmm.  I won't make it fiendishly difficult; let's go with some Martha Stewart.

But it's gotta be nasty, okay?

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Fair enough, George.  Are we counting erotic fiction?

As much fun as it would be to bring the Roy-Orbison-in-clingwrap and Kirk-Spock slash camps into the mix, I fear that gobs and gobs of text would become unwieldy and boring...so, no.

Best I can find, surprisingly.

jesusluvspegging wrote:

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc26 … emeril.jpg

Best I can find, surprisingly.

Cute, but not nearly nasty enough.

jesusluvspegging wrote:

George Orr wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc26 … emeril.jpg

Best I can find, surprisingly.

Cute, but not nearly nasty enough.

Oh, I agree.

How about a little Martha bondage....



...or her sucking someone else's fingers?

Hmmmmm... must... use.... power... wisely....


Spiro T. Agnew


OK, OK.  I know.  That's too hard.  So how about Dobie Gillis pron.  Anybody in the series is fair game, including the dyke babe.


Oh, alright, alright.  I can hear you from here... "cripes, that one's too hard, too"... jeez, what a bunch of pansies.  Then just gimmie *really* nice kneesock pron, but it's gotta be hardcore.  Howzat for easy?

Last edited by whosasailorthen (2008-06-18 17:28:31)

jesusluvspegging wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

OK, OK.  I know.  That's too hard.  So how about Dobie Gillis pron.  Anybody in the series is fair game, including the dyke babe.

Who?

California State Senator Sheila James Kuehl.... aka Zelda Gilroy.  As dykey as it gets.

Last edited by whosasailorthen (2008-06-18 18:56:24)

pALEPHx wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

So how about Dobie Gillis pron.

DG is almost too easy. It's really about context. Without any 'Shopping, you can still Rule it.

Hmm... I dunno... I'm not seein' any pron here, Pale.  Splain me.

I already know this pic is out there but cannot seem to locate it again.  I have a few friends I need to send it to.  Spiderman hanging upside down by his web blowing, I believe, Captain America.

Taint wrote:

How about cinema based on the classic cartoons of Charles Addams?

.... and a hedgehog.  Nice.

Well, since this thread seems to have derailed somehow, I am going to attempt to revive it by demanding

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Erotic Falconry

Oh--and Pale?  You're up next--you're supposed to name what kinda porn we're supposed to post next.  Aristocats?  Seinfeld?  Three Musketeers?  The world is your oyster.