#1 2008-06-17 12:34:03

While the similarities to the other found feet is strong, she said there is no indication this foot is related to the other cases.

Sure, five severed feet wash ashore, but, hey, this happens all the time.  In Canada no less.

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#2 2008-06-17 12:36:04

I wonder if Daniel Day-Lewis could paint with it.

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#3 2008-06-17 13:28:20

Weren't the first four right feet?

This one's a left - obvious copy-cat.

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#4 2008-06-17 15:52:08

Ebbesmeyer said the feet could have been severed or detached from their bodies on their own.

This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home...

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#5 2008-06-17 16:09:38

choad wrote:

Ebbesmeyer said the feet could have been severed or detached from their bodies on their own.

This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home...

You put your left foot in, you take your left foot out,
You take your left foot out, you take your left foot out,
You take your left foot out, you take your left foot out.

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#6 2008-06-17 16:47:20

HAT!

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#7 2008-06-17 20:33:22

Ebbesmeyer said the feet could have been severed or detached from their bodies on their own.

Fuckin' Canucks...   Can't even keep track of their own feet.

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#8 2008-06-17 22:01:23

Perhaapz he iss vallowing eeen ess grandfadda's vootshhaps.  (vootshhaps, vootshhaps, vootshhaps!)

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#9 2008-06-18 09:55:50

What's all this about Canadian feet? Don't you know they are on the metric system?


Bada-bum!

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#10 2008-06-18 18:50:44

It's six now.

...and in other news, Wilbur is missing.  Hmmmmm.

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#11 2008-06-18 19:00:30

It's just a case of diarticulation.  Nothing more than that.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/w … 163329.ece

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#12 2008-06-18 19:15:07

Oooo it's a rightie. I would have been disapointed if it had just been another leftie.

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#13 2008-06-19 02:31:52

headkicker_girl wrote:

It's six now.

...and in other news, Wilbur is missing.  Hmmmmm.

The sun but shineth rarely here.
We are on the beach, gathering for stew.
Woulds't cum for supper?

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#14 2008-06-19 11:09:31

If you'll foot the bill, he said with eyebrow arched.

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#15 2008-06-19 16:43:28

This last foot is a hoax, 'parently.

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#16 2008-06-19 20:12:04

You know, in such a lovely location, it could be that some people have decided they want a pied a mer on the BC coast.

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#17 2008-06-20 03:07:00

Whoever these feet belonged to, and however they died, their deaths serve a noble, if ultimately futile, purpose. There remain, in this province, great lengths of shore and massive tracts of land far from any road. If it takes a few feet to slow the division of the hinterland into recreational real estate communities, then I'll get my hack saw and a half-pair of shiny new running shoes, and leave an anonymous donation on the shores of English Bay.

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#18 2008-06-20 12:58:52

The Rutles.

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#19 2008-06-20 13:01:33

It's all a viral marketing ploy from Adidas that has gone horribly wrong. (They should have washed ashore in Japan, they it would have made sense)


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#20 2008-06-20 19:05:14

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

I'll get my hack saw and a half-pair of shiny new running shoes, and leave an anonymous donation on the shores of English Bay.

Your dedication is commendable.  The Pilgrims just buried fish. 

[/drunken non sequitur]

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