#1 2008-06-17 22:14:26
I just couldn't imagine taking the chance it wasn't on here yet.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/ye … rets1.html
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#2 2008-06-17 22:19:12
She's 52...proof that old people should not wear VS as they may injure themselves...as well as the eyes of others who have to see them in VS. Besides, they sell shitty underwear anyway.
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#3 2008-06-17 22:53:23
they DO sell shitty underwear-thank you for saying that, hg. Wtf,I am so not interested in my t&a clad in the same crap everyone at the local junior college is wearing. And my babysitter. And my grandma. It's like the mcdonalds of underwear.
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#4 2008-06-17 23:47:34
headkicker_girl wrote:
She's 52...proof that old people should not wear VS as they may injure themselves...as well as the eyes of others who have to see them in VS. Besides, they sell shitty underwear anyway.
Judging by the plaintiff's name, I'm guessing she's probably black, and while it's fnordy to say so, she probably had far too much ass to safely wear a "v-string." Bleeeech.
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#5 2008-06-17 23:58:53
whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:
headkicker_girl wrote:
She's 52...proof that old people should not wear VS as they may injure themselves.
Judging by the plaintiff's name, I'm guessing she's probably black
Nope, I'm not touching this one. Laughing, yes.
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#6 2008-06-18 00:14:05
Agree on the shitty underwear, but I must differ on the bras. Wife® particularly likes the "Body by Victoria" bras, and I must accept her word on that - she's got a nicely generous couple of handfuls to carry about, and they seem to do it more comfortably for her than other's she's tried.
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#7 2008-06-18 00:24:18
whosasailorthen wrote:
Agree on the shitty underwear, but I must differ on the bras. Wife® particularly likes the "Body by Victoria" bras, and I must accept her word on that - she's got a nicely generous couple of handfuls to carry about, and they seem to do it more comfortably for her than other's she's tried.
You're a lucky man. I've tried to get my wife to wear better slingshots, but all she wears anymore are those hateful, puritanical "t-shirt bras." Fuckin' hooter helmets, is what those are.
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#8 2008-06-18 00:29:30
whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
Agree on the shitty underwear, but I must differ on the bras. Wife® particularly likes the "Body by Victoria" bras, and I must accept her word on that - she's got a nicely generous couple of handfuls to carry about, and they seem to do it more comfortably for her than other's she's tried.
You're a lucky man. I've tried to get my wife to wear better slingshots, but all she wears anymore are those hateful, puritanical "t-shirt bras." Fuckin' hooter helmets, is what those are.
What is a t-shirt bra?
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#9 2008-06-18 00:36:35
sofaking wrote:
whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
Agree on the shitty underwear, but I must differ on the bras. Wife® particularly likes the "Body by Victoria" bras, and I must accept her word on that - she's got a nicely generous couple of handfuls to carry about, and they seem to do it more comfortably for her than other's she's tried.
You're a lucky man. I've tried to get my wife to wear better slingshots, but all she wears anymore are those hateful, puritanical "t-shirt bras." Fuckin' hooter helmets, is what those are.
What is a t-shirt bra?
One of those evil things with the molded cups just thick enough to thwart God's plan of reporting the weather via the lacteal faucets of the distaff sex.
To wit:
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#10 2008-06-18 00:58:34
whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:
sofaking wrote:
whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:
You're a lucky man. I've tried to get my wife to wear better slingshots, but all she wears anymore are those hateful, puritanical "t-shirt bras." Fuckin' hooter helmets, is what those are.What is a t-shirt bra?
One of those evil things with the molded cups just thick enough to thwart God's plan of reporting the weather via the lacteal faucets of the distaff sex.
To wit:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2061/207 … 99.jpg?v=0
Here you go.
You're welcome.
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#11 2008-06-18 00:58:40
whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:
Judging by the plaintiff's name, I'm guessing she's probably black, and while it's fnordy to say so, she probably had far too much ass to safely wear a "v-string." Bleeeech.
You beat me to the punch! I would just add she is a retarded lying parasite whose scumbag attorney took a “why not try it and see what happens” attitude towards her obvious fabrication.
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#12 2008-06-18 01:02:13
like this, whiskey?
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#13 2008-06-18 01:24:20
icangetyouatoe wrote:
like this, whiskey?
http://i28.tinypic.com/2liy536.jpg
Yep. That would be one of them. In all its evil glory. Yours?
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#14 2008-06-18 02:36:02
No. I googled rabbi.
But seriously. have you tried giving her some?(except for maybe anything with tassles). A pretty gift does wonders.
http://www.agentprovocateur.com/bras.html
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#15 2008-06-18 02:57:47
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#16 2008-06-18 03:02:30
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#17 2008-06-18 03:08:09
An over the shoulder boulder holder. A super duper flopper stopper. A... it's way past my bed time. G'night, all.
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#18 2008-06-18 09:43:15
fnord wrote:
whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:
Judging by the plaintiff's name, I'm guessing she's probably black, and while it's fnordy to say so, she probably had far too much ass to safely wear a "v-string." Bleeeech.
You beat me to the punch! I would just add she is a retarded lying parasite whose scumbag attorney took a “why not try it and see what happens” attitude towards her obvious fabrication.
It's probably not a fabrication, but I'm sure her damages are minor. People don't understand that not everything is a $1,000,000 case.
She probably had to shop around quite a bit to get someone to take her case.
But seriously, she should be more embarrassed about the fact that her 52-year-old ass could not correctly put on a thong.
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#19 2008-06-18 10:56:27
In Los Angeles Unified School district, the most dangerous piece of equipment, based on all the lawsuits and workers comp cases is the office chair.
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#20 2008-06-18 17:32:31
A model displays Triumph International Japan's bra, called "Stop the birth rate decline", in Tokyo on Wednesday. The bra features embroideries illustrating children supporting elderly women and was created to increase awareness of the issue of serious decline in Japan's population, the company said. (Reuters)
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#21 2008-06-18 17:44:54
icangetyouatoe wrote:
I can't help but to be reminded of this....
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#22 2008-06-18 22:04:45
Fucking hilarious, still.
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