#1 2008-06-18 13:46:26
If you own a Jura F90 Coffee Maker, you can also buy a Jura Internet Connection Kit, which lets you program and set your coffee prefs via the network: however, its got a bunch of vulnerabilities that allow for remote denial-of-coffee attacks:
Guess what - it can not be patched as far as I can tell ;) It also has a few software vulnerabilities.
Fun things you can do with a Jura coffee maker:
1. Change the preset coffee settings (make weak or strong coffee)
2. Change the amount of water per cup (say 300ml for a short black) and make a puddle
3. Break it by engineering settings that are not compatible (and making it require a service) (BoingBoing)
Reminds me of an apocryphal story about Ethel Merman going for a late breakfast in an afterhours coffee shop in NYC. Asked how she'd like her hot beverage, she replied, "I like my coffee like I like my men." To this, the waiter deadpanned, "I'm sorry. We don't have any gay coffee."
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#2 2008-06-18 16:08:49
Before he got married, my friend used to say he liked his coffee like his women.
"Black?" one would ask.
"No, bitter."
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#3 2008-06-18 16:24:29
...coffee like I like my women;
Hot, sweet and half drunk
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#4 2008-06-18 16:26:50
...coffee like I like my men:
Ground up and stored in small packages in my freezer.
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#5 2008-06-18 16:31:14
George Orr wrote:
...coffee like I like my men:
Ground up and stored in small packages in my freezer.
Freezing Coffee: Making sure it taste like crap.
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#6 2008-06-18 16:33:49
Dmtdust wrote:
George Orr wrote:
...coffee like I like my men:
Ground up and stored in small packages in my freezer.Freezing Coffee: Making sure it taste like crap.
It's a joke, foo'. It's my favorite ever "I like my coffee like I like my..." joke.
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#7 2008-06-18 16:40:10
George Orr wrote:
...coffee like I like my men:
Ground up and stored in small packages in my freezer.
I got it and made an immediate mental note: Should I decide to experiment with heterosexuality, I'll approach Roger, Toe, Headkick, or Sofie first.
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#8 2008-06-18 16:46:50
George Orr wrote:
Dmtdust wrote:
George Orr wrote:
...coffee like I like my men:
Ground up and stored in small packages in my freezer.Freezing Coffee: Making sure it taste like crap.
It's a joke, foo'. It's my favorite ever "I like my coffee like I like my..." joke.
It may be a joke, but it is sacreligious to say coffee and freezer in the same sentence...
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