Where there's a will there's a webcam.

(unofficial "Walt Disney World", nice touch)

Most of the videos sofaking posts have players that don't display right on my machine, but I'm using flash on linux so I guess I'm lucky they work at all.

At least when you're a wheelchair tard you don't have to worry about lubing your cock beforehand (pun intended), as there's probably enough slobber on it already to get the job done.

pALEPHx wrote:

How long did it take you to figure out which video code would do Xtube?

S'easy. Just grab the code from the source, and paste it into the SWF dummy code. If a video has the .swf extension you can do it.

sofaking wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

OhFuck  I couldn't even watch it all. You win the puker of the day contest Sofa.

But there's a surprise at the end.

He eats it.

Goddammit! now I have to watch again and from the start too. No credit for time served here.

sofaking wrote:

S'easy. Just grab the code from the source, and paste it into the SWF dummy code. If a video has the .swf extension you can do it.

Good to know. Crafty of you, too.

pALEPHx wrote:

sofaking wrote:

S'easy. Just grab the code from the source, and paste it into the SWF dummy code. If a video has the .swf extension you can do it.

Good to know. Crafty of you, too.

Crafty being your kind euphemism for nerdy.

*snorts*

Sofie, I'll have you know I work with the fucked and doomed community. I have gotten more tards laid than promises of chocolate ice cream (by introducing them to other, yet opposite tards, so don't look at me like that you freak.) I have actually helped assemble the racks used by people with development disabilities and other impairments to get (unstably) jiggity.

orangeplus wrote:

Sofie, I'll have you know I work with the fucked and doomed community. I have gotten more tards laid than promises of chocolate ice cream (by introducing them to other, yet opposite tards, so don't look at me like that you freak.) I have actually helped assemble the racks used by people with development disabilities and other impairments to get (unstably) jiggity.

You are a good soul.  Possibly an angel.  I don't think you belong here with us.

If your friend has or finds a partner and needs physical assistance during sex, you might want to help him find an attendant, a person who works with physically disabled people, who is comfortable positioning him and a partner in bed, assisting with condoms, and cleaning up.

This is an area of the health care field that had literally never occurred to me, but good on 'em--including you.

sofaking wrote:

Crafty being your kind euphemism for nerdy.

Why yes, yes it is. [snigger] Now all I have to deal with is JLP's WMV post, which now invokes Quicktime automatically whenever this page of the thread is displayed. Barfitty. This is just my attempt to stretch it out to a minimum of two pages.

Taint wrote:

From everything he told me, his clients were probably getting more action than any of us here at High Street.

We'd all get laid more often if we were as...indiscriminate.

sofaking wrote:

Oh, and many high-priced hookers specialize in handicapped guys. They can and do find what they want.

That's how she met her husband.