Oh, Christ.

You people keep this shit up, and I might really never be horny again.

Agh agh agh ewwwww agh.

What was the package labeled "Power Action" at the head of the bed?

Oh, here George. Maybe this will help restore your sex drive.

What's worse than watching 2 girls 1 cup?

Having some creepy old guy sit down behind you in the middle of watching 2 girls one cup.

Mini-me is pretending he doesn't want the tape leaked. Which really begs the question--about this, if not all such tapes, most of which aren't really physical tapes anymore but digital files, given the current trend of technology--how do such things get out of the hands of their owners/creators?

While, for various reasons, I'd never be the sort to make a recording of my own sexual exploits, it's not for fear of it being seen, but I would be quite certain where such a thing was, forevermore after it was produced. People who lose track of these items--given that they don't know which tape it's on, can't keep control of who's in their homes, etc.--deserve whatever happens to them. Besides, the only reason anyone wants to see this monstrosity is because they want to resolve rumors about the size of Dwarf Dick and see what a one looks like when it's fucking someone of greatly disparate size. Blecchy.