#2 2008-04-01 22:48:37

UPDATE

This is NOT a man...trans, yes, but not a fucking man...(S)He's now bitching about all the publicity...so why the fuck is he on Ohkrah?  Oh, right, THE MONEY...

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#3 2008-04-01 22:57:56

Lurker wrote:

UPDATE

This is NOT a man...trans, yes, but not a fucking man...(S)He's now bitching about all the publicity...so why the fuck is he on Ohkrah?  Oh, right, THE MONEY...

Money's Dick is six feet long and made of solid gold.
Money's Dick fits comfortably in every mouth.
Money's Dick never makes you gag.
Money's Dick likes it when you use the teeth a little.
Money's Dick cums Chanel Number 5, only it tastes like cotton candy.
Money's Dick can solve all your problems.
Money's Dick will certainly call you tomorrow.  Surely.
Money's Dick ain't gonna suck itself.

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#4 2008-04-01 23:06:39

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Lurker wrote:

UPDATE

This is NOT a man...trans, yes, but not a fucking man...(S)He's now bitching about all the publicity...so why the fuck is he on Ohkrah?  Oh, right, THE MONEY...

Money's Dick is six feet long and made of solid gold.
Money's Dick fits comfortably in every mouth.
Money's Dick never makes you gag.
Money's Dick likes it when you use the teeth a little.
Money's Dick cums Chanel Number 5, only it tastes like cotton candy.
Money's Dick can solve all your problems.
Money's Dick will certainly call you tomorrow.  Surely.
Money's Dick ain't gonna suck itself.

Pretty sure no dick was involved in this conception, but "turkey-baster" wouldn't sound quite right, would it?

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#5 2008-04-01 23:09:24

That's gonna be one fucked up kid

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#6 2008-04-01 23:10:46

I guess more power to the dude, but it's still fucking creepy.......

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#7 2008-04-01 23:12:01

Emmeran wrote:

That's gonna be one fucked up kid

Like all the rest aren't?

Dirck wrote:

I guess more power to the dude, but it's still fucking creepy.......

Hey Dirck, did you take my mirage a trois advice?

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#8 2008-04-01 23:57:25

I took your advice seriously, but didn't get that level of action, it wound up being a handjob from the younger of the two Iowa girls.........  Thanks for advice though!!

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#9 2008-04-02 22:03:09

Excuse the ENYA soundtrack....



Isn't that just like a man?  Have a baby and just leave it on the floor

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#10 2008-04-02 22:15:05

There is no excuse for an Enya soundtrack.

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#11 2008-04-03 00:49:19

So sorry....won't happen again....

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#12 2008-04-03 01:51:04

tojo2000 wrote:

There is no excuse for an Enya soundtrack.

Hey--that's good napping music.

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#13 2008-04-03 19:38:53

Guess ol' Dave didn't bother to read the whole story....

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#14 2008-04-04 12:09:55

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Lurker wrote:

UPDATE

This is NOT a man...trans, yes, but not a fucking man...(S)He's now bitching about all the publicity...so why the fuck is he on Ohkrah?  Oh, right, THE MONEY...

Money's Dick is six feet long and made of solid gold.
Money's Dick fits comfortably in every mouth.
Money's Dick never makes you gag.
Money's Dick likes it when you use the teeth a little.
Money's Dick cums Chanel Number 5, only it tastes like cotton candy.
Money's Dick can solve all your problems.
Money's Dick will certainly call you tomorrow.  Surely.
Money's Dick ain't gonna suck itself.

I'm picturing this sung by Kid Creole.  [Money's Dick don't eat piggy feet.]

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#16 2008-07-04 14:51:54

It's technically a baster bitch. "World's First Pregnant Man" in the title is somewhat sensational and not entirely correct. There were other, just less attention-whore-y, trans folks.

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