#3 2008-07-02 18:55:26
The opening flag is hung backwards. The stars should be on the left when the stripes are vertical.
That, good people, is how you tell the Al Queda infiltrators from the *real* 'Mericuns. String 'em up!
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#4 2008-07-02 19:29:04
GooberMcNutly wrote:
The opening flag is hung backwards. The stars should be on the left when the stripes are vertical.
Didn't you get the memo? Nothing in the Real America is "on the left"! NOTHING!! The left is WRONG! The left is EVIL! The left wants to open our borders and drug and rape our toddlers and then force them to get abortions from Negro Wiccans etc. etc.
My intent was just to have a thread where folks could post fun 4th of July stuff. Of course, fun is a word with a very fluid definition here on The Street.
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#5 2008-07-02 23:00:13
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#6 2008-07-02 23:03:15
Everybody!!
Baseball, fireworks, shaved pie, and Chevrolets...
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#7 2008-07-02 23:18:14
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#8 2008-07-02 23:23:00
GooberMcNutly wrote:
The opening flag is hung backwards. The stars should be on the left when the stripes are vertical.
That, good people, is how you tell the Al Queda infiltrators from the *real* 'Mericuns. String 'em up!
I love when i see the Union on the wrong side of a bumper sticker...
...of course, flag handling guidelines say the flag shouldn't be made into stickers, but that's neither here nor there.
When the flag is displayed on a car, the staff shall be fixed firmly to the chassis or clamped to the right fender.
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#11 2008-07-03 05:47:08
Taint wrote:
I have absolutely no friggin' clue what this is about, but it seems to fit the theme.
What makes this forum special, you might ask? Last Thursday a handful of Furrum furfags such as Afevis, KKMD and WarszawaScream were caught spamming 4chan with their furfaggotry in an attempt to advertise their forum. Naturally their emails were either harvested by SaviorChan or they fell for the typical email baiting, leading the mighty Nigras to the center of faggotry and cancer itself.
Sounds like my kind of bigots!
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#12 2008-07-03 09:05:51
Shivering Christ on a popsicle stick - it's that time of year again. You Americans will now spend several days wrestling with your inner demons - the demon of cultural imperialism vs. the demons of embarrassment and common sense. Good luck with that. I'll be back in a few days, when you've all settled down, shined yourselves up with the Lemon Pledge of Allegiance, swept (y)our impending economic and cultural doom under the carpet, and come back to the job of combing the Interweb for entertaining monstrosities. In the meantime, Amerika Uber Alles, and to Alles a Good Night.
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#13 2008-07-03 10:04:17
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Shivering Christ on a popsicle stick - it's that time of year again. You Americans will now spend several days wrestling with your inner demons - the demon of cultural imperialism vs. the demons of embarrassment and common sense. Good luck with that. I'll be back in a few days, when you've all settled down, shined yourselves up with the Lemon Pledge of Allegiance, swept (y)our impending economic and cultural doom under the carpet, and come back to the job of combing the Interweb for entertaining monstrosities. In the meantime, Amerika Uber Alles, and to Alles a Good Night.
I love how Canadians hate the country they took their culture piecemeal from.
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#14 2008-07-03 11:07:18
jesusluvspegging wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Shivering Christ on a popsicle stick - it's that time of year again. You Americans will now spend several days wrestling with your inner demons - the demon of cultural imperialism vs. the demons of embarrassment and common sense. Good luck with that. I'll be back in a few days, when you've all settled down, shined yourselves up with the Lemon Pledge of Allegiance, swept (y)our impending economic and cultural doom under the carpet, and come back to the job of combing the Interweb for entertaining monstrosities. In the meantime, Amerika Uber Alles, and to Alles a Good Night.
I love how Canadians hate the country they took their culture piecemeal from.
We don't hate England, idiot. We hate the States.
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#15 2008-07-03 12:21:34
Happy Indepence Day Ya'll (yeah I spelt it louisiana right)
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#16 2008-07-03 12:24:10
It makes me feel so musically patriotic
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#17 2008-07-03 12:50:51
LSMFT
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#18 2008-07-03 12:51:08
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#20 2008-07-03 13:58:05
awesome, I wiped a tear and named it sofaking when I watched that.
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#21 2008-07-03 15:33:05
A moment of equality, and not second-class citizenship. You may not marry this man!
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#22 2008-07-03 15:39:58
He needs facial hair, but it does make me proud to be an American.
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#24 2008-07-03 16:31:50
Nice.
Oh... and it's my car.
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#25 2008-07-03 18:17:12
God Bless Uhmerica's Pasttimes
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#26 2008-07-03 18:30:22
orangeplus wrote:
God Bless Uhmerica's Pasttimes
I doan geddit. Iz she a witch? Or Tila Tequila being dissed on her own show?
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#30 2008-07-04 00:53:05
orangeplus wrote:
It makes me feel so musically patriotic
veddy goooood.
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#32 2008-07-04 01:40:42
Let's honor America with fireworks purchased from illegal immigrants.
Yeah, there's a reason that fire-works are illegal in Arizona; So, I'll be spending the day once again sitting on my porch with the neighbor's dog a-waiting that familiar wail from the local fire department. Ain't that America?
Dmtdust wrote:
veddy goooood.
In-Deed - I all-ways thought that Rammstein were only capable of dancing around naked and acting extremely "faye;" But, that was fucking art, Man.
And, I was going to include a hyper-link to Sweet's "Fourth Of July;" But, either my PutFile account has been deleted, or I've no fucking clue what I'm doing. Guess which way that I'm leaning on this one?
(I know that it's not quite the same; But, I do get a subtle "kick" out of the way that the crowd boos when Paul Simon thanks Ed Koch - Mind you though that I can all-so watch my cat lick her back for hours on end; So, . . .)
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#36 2008-07-04 15:48:38
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#37 2008-07-04 16:02:22
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#38 2008-07-04 16:15:17
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#40 2008-07-04 16:40:39
If we're going to celebrate corporate ownership, let's do it right, then.
Now, that is fucking 'Merica (In more than one way; But, I really can't be bothered to go in-to that now).
And, I'm proud to be an 'Merican,
and to have been born right here.
'Cause my parents fucked in Omaha,
not France, you fucking Queer.
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#41 2008-07-04 22:06:45
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#42 2008-07-04 22:37:26
Fascinating. Every single one of those pictures made me just a tiny bit nauseous.
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#43 2008-07-04 22:43:07
Taint wrote:
Every single one of those pictures made me just a tiny bit nauseous.
Thanks! Happy Fourth to you, too!
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#44 2008-07-04 22:44:10
They misspelled tongue.
Just sayin'.
High, George!
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#45 2008-07-05 00:11:16
I'm actually a little patriotic this 4th of July..... Recently I befriended this older woman who was born and raised in Sudan..... She's told me the stories of what it was like there, about the men with guns showing up and killing the villagers, about the lack of food, about the lack of basic freedoms, and many other things... She's lived in the United States for seven years now and truly does know the value of the freedoms we have here.... I'm sure many of the liberals here will be more than glad to try and persuade me that we are being held down and that we are all victims to the corporate overlords who do nothing but use and abuse us, but that's all bullshit.... We live in the richest most powerful country in world history, and for the most part it's a secular society... The nice thing about the U.S. is that I can say whatever I want to say, go wherever I want to go and do whatever I want to do whenever I want to do it..... I spent my 4th of July burning off natural resources at ninety miles per hour up in the mountains.... HAPPY 4TH OF JULY EVERYONE!!!!
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#46 2008-07-05 00:27:49
Yep, Dirck. Evidently your friend truly does appreciate the great things this country offers and even with an example like that, you still can't figure it out. Happy Fourth to you, as well.
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#47 2008-07-05 01:08:38
I love em clueless. Please Dirck, never change.
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#48 2008-07-05 01:13:31
sofaking wrote:
They misspelled tongue.
Just sayin'.
High, George!
A little, sofa!
I've come to accept the new Internet spelling of tongue. I just go around pronouncing it "townge." If anyone snickers, I know they're probably okay to have conversations with.
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#49 2008-07-05 01:25:41
George Orr wrote:
sofaking wrote:
They misspelled tongue.
Just sayin'.
High, George!A little, sofa!
I've come to accept the new Internet spelling of tongue. I just go around pronouncing it "townge." If anyone snickers, I know they're probably okay to have conversations with.
Nooooo!!!!!
Never give up!
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#50 2008-07-05 01:55:49
Dirckman wrote:
I'm actually a little patriotic this 4th of July..... Recently I befriended this older woman who was born and raised in Sudan..... She's told me the stories of what it was like there, about the men with guns showing up and killing the villagers, about the lack of food, about the lack of basic freedoms, and many other things... She's lived in the United States for seven years now and truly does know the value of the freedoms we have here.... I'm sure many of the liberals here will be more than glad to try and persuade me that we are being held down and that we are all victims to the corporate overlords who do nothing but use and abuse us, but that's all bullshit....
Yes, you're right, Dirckman. Until our freedoms have degraded to the point where we're equal to the Sudan, then we've got nothing to complain about. And I can't believe how well you nailed the liberals (which to your perception must be most of us). We really think America is just the same as a country where rival factions ride across the country raping and killing. There's just no difference to us, because we're all so stupid.
Then again, maybe we're not, and you end up proving the prejudices of every elitist asshole on the left coast that reads those kinds of idiotic comments.
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