#2 2008-07-14 00:53:52

Actually, that's a pretty impressive piece of writing and personal history. Once she can reach around to do it, she ought to give herself a pat on the back.

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#3 2008-07-14 01:11:46

Isn't that what was once known as a buffarilla? Too big for a buffalo, too ugly for a gorilla? Just asking, for a friend.

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#4 2008-07-14 02:48:03

How does someone get to be 530 pounds?

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#5 2008-07-14 02:54:51

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/3/gluttonyyk1.jpg

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#6 2008-07-14 07:53:47

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#7 2008-07-14 11:23:13

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#8 2008-07-14 12:21:18

choad wrote:

buffarilla

A word I have not heard since I spent some time at Aberdeen, MD.

Many buffarilla [buffarillo?] hung out at the NCO Club.

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#9 2008-07-14 12:30:42

MSG Tripps wrote:

choad wrote:

buffarilla

A word I have not heard since I spent some time at Aberdeen, MD.

Hell man, I didn't know you'd been local.  I probably sold you some oregano.

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#10 2008-07-14 13:08:18

Funny, all the people who posted comments are svelte.

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#11 2008-07-14 15:25:09

The man who invents a car that runs on cellulite will be a billionaire.

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#12 2008-07-14 21:26:28

fnord wrote:

How does someone get to be 530 pounds?

I imagine once you hit a weight where it starts to keep you from being able to exercise properly it probably snowballs from there.

On another note:

Also, I have almost no interest in cupcakes now! They’re pretty to look at and wear but eating them? Not really interested. Which is kind of weird.

She wears cupcakes?  Maybe she was absorbing them through osmosis.

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