#2 2008-07-13 01:06:00
I went from my highly touted nine inches down to a pathetic three and a half inches..... I think I'll stick with my old measuring technique.....
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#3 2008-07-13 01:07:10
Still a healthy 7-inches with a girthful 6-inches around. I'm popular.
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#4 2008-07-13 01:11:42
Dirckman wrote:
I went from my highly touted nine inches down to a pathetic three and a half inches..... I think I'll stick with my old measuring technique.....
Yours is the only one I've actually seen, and I can say with certainty it's bigger than that.
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#5 2008-07-13 02:24:50
sofaking wrote:
Dirckman wrote:
I went from my highly touted nine inches down to a pathetic three and a half inches..... I think I'll stick with my old measuring technique.....
Yours is the only one I've actually seen, and I can say with certainty it's bigger than that.
Dirck visited you? Or are you going by photos?
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#6 2008-07-13 02:29:01
I stopped by Sofa's place right after I got done fucking your wife...................
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#7 2008-07-13 02:44:27
Ding, ding, ding. A brief intermission while our contestants catch their broken wind and relapse.
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#8 2008-07-13 12:50:54
Dirckman wrote:
I went from my highly touted nine inches down to a pathetic three and a half inches..... I think I'll stick with my old measuring technique.....
Next time, don't measure from your taint. Let Taint measure it for you.
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#9 2008-07-13 12:54:24
pALEPHx wrote:
Dirckman wrote:
I went from my highly touted nine inches down to a pathetic three and a half inches..... I think I'll stick with my old measuring technique.....
Next time, don't measure from your taint. Let Taint measure it for you.
It's from the lip of your anus, around the testicles and up to the tip of the glans, right? What should ambient temperature be?
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#10 2008-07-13 13:17:34
Dirckman wrote:
I stopped by Sofa's place right after I got done fucking your wife...................
Your memory is hazy. My wife tied you up in a Saint Andrews Cross, then we invited all of her friends over with strap ons... you enjoyed it immensely, and don't forget, we have pictures!
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#11 2008-07-13 16:07:55
Next week: How to Measure Your Penis without Fapping
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#12 2008-07-13 16:14:58
Off to the store to buy a bigger banana.
Also, it brings to mind the graph of women's penis size preferences. What technique was used to compile the data? It would throw the whole thing into question if more than one method was used.
And, of course, the final word on the subject.
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#13 2008-07-13 16:35:32
sigmoid freud wrote:
it brings to mind the graph of women's penis size preferences. What technique was used to compile the data? It would throw the whole thing into question if more than one method was used.
I'm guessing the "technique" used was to ask a bunch of women. But that's just a guess.
Speaking from personal experience, the greatest disappointments were the long-but-too-thin freaks. And yes, I met a couple of guys who were too big and consequently not any fun in bed. (By "a couple" I mean two. Exactly two.) I ran across far more "thumbs" than stallions, but most of the guys had more going for them/more going against them as sex partners than the dimensions of their sausage.
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#14 2008-07-13 16:51:34
Are you supposed to include your genital warts when calculating girth? Just asking......for a friend.
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#15 2008-07-14 01:08:40
Banjo wrote:
Are you supposed to include your genital warts when calculating girth? Just asking......for a friend.
Careful, string warts engorge and occasionally erupt on arousal, or so I've heard.
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#16 2008-07-14 03:28:48
choad wrote:
Banjo wrote:
Are you supposed to include your genital warts when calculating girth? Just asking......for a friend.
Careful, string warts engorge and occasionally erupt on arousal, or so I've heard.
Suuuuuure.
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#17 2008-07-14 13:01:15
Unfortunately, I missed the video.
I have to agree with George that long and thin is bad, as is extra large. Like George there have only been two on the extra large size, and both thought that just bringing a big dick to the table was sufficient. Neither got the opportunity for a second chance.
As for the chart, it seems a little contrived. The ideal girth is well above the average. And quite frankly, when I had my day back in my 20s I can't say that too many exceeded the average, so there must be one or two guys with above average girth fucking everyone.
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#18 2008-07-15 01:05:29
headkicker_girl wrote:
The ideal girth is well above the average. And quite frankly, when I had my day back in my 20s I can't say that too many exceeded the average, so there must be one or two guys with above average girth fucking everyone.
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#19 2008-07-15 01:10:14
George Orr wrote:
I ran across far more "thumbs" than stallions, but most of the guys had more going for them/more going against them as sex partners than the dimensions of their sausage.
Do competitive swimmers shave down there, too? Yeah, some questions tred water for years.
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#20 2008-07-15 02:03:47
tojo2000 wrote:
Next week: How to Measure Your Penis without Fapping
A rather consistent problem effecting the pass-time of phallus-measurement. "Okay, it's looking like we're at about eight inches and . . . No, wait . . Seven inches and . . No, six . . Five . . . Damn it, George! Am I the only taking this seriously?"
headkicker_girl wrote:
Unfortunately, I missed the video.
I thought that it might just be me; But, mayhaps not. It seems that I can oft only view the first two seconds of embeds on High-Street whilst having no issues what-so-ever whilst viewing clips on YouTube. Generally, a "re-boot" will at least temporarilty resolve the problem; But, unfortunately, I simply can't commit my-self to this site to such an extent (I mean, we're talking a good two minutes per "re-boot" here . . . Come on).
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#21 2008-07-15 07:32:25
choad wrote:
Do competitive swimmers shave down there, too?
Not in my experience.
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#22 2008-07-15 08:55:07
choad wrote:
Ding, ding, ding. A brief intermission while our contestants catch their broken wind and relapse.
Sofa is not the only one that has seen Dircks-Dick.
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#23 2008-07-15 08:57:56
choad wrote:
headkicker_girl wrote:
The ideal girth is well above the average. And quite frankly, when I had my day back in my 20s I can't say that too many exceeded the average, so there must be one or two guys with above average girth fucking everyone.
There is no amount of money in the world (or other inducement) that would cause me to have sex with "the Hedgehog." I once dated a guy with dark, curly hair who decided to grow it long AND add the Ron Jeremy mustache. The relationship did not endure.
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