#1 2008-07-15 15:59:40

This Indian dude is channeling Elvis.



On an unrelated note, I was just informed by my mother as she picked up the Sofakid to take him on vacation that I dress like a hippie whore.

When the temperature hits over 100,  I just don't know whatthefuck to tell her.

Just to fuck with her, I'm gonna order a full outfit (with the magical underwear) of FLDS fashionable prairie attire, and have family pictures taken in it.

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#2 2008-07-15 19:24:43

That dude sings as flat as that Salt Pan you call home. 

Hippie Whore?  Puhleeze.  Move to Eugene for awhile, and dress in the local glad rags, then she'll have something to moan about.

Snk!

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#3 2008-07-15 20:07:31

Dmtdust wrote:

That dude sings as flat as that Salt Pan you call home. 

Hippie Whore?  Puhleeze.  Move to Eugene for awhile, and dress in the local glad rags, then she'll have something to moan about.

Snk!

I'd like to blame the fact that she graduated high school in 1955 for the comment, but she's probably right.

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#4 2008-07-15 20:13:54

1955?  Yikes!

Got a shot of the outfit (you can leave off your head for anonymity if ya like)?  Having known a few in my time, I'll clue ya in.

Thanks,

D

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#5 2008-07-15 20:31:22

Dmtdust wrote:

1955?  Yikes!

Got a shot of the outfit (you can leave off your head for anonymity if ya like)?  Having known a few in my time, I'll clue ya in.

Thanks,

D

I grabbed it off the eBay thingy I bought it from:

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/3424/0417stylejvgalleryga3.jpg

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#6 2008-07-15 20:42:30

Nah... that's not anything to do with 'Hippie'  polyester, right?

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#7 2008-07-15 20:49:11

Dmtdust wrote:

Nah... that's not anything to do with 'Hippie'  polyester, right?

Poly/spandex.

I'm over it.

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#8 2008-07-15 20:51:52

Not to worry.

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#9 2008-07-15 21:09:19

sofaking wrote:

I'm over it.

You and Emilio Pucci.

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#10 2008-07-15 21:18:16

pALEPHx wrote:

sofaking wrote:

I'm over it.

You and Emilio Pucci.

Total fucking knockoff, huh?

This season is a blast from the past fo' sho.

Last edited by sofaking (2008-07-15 21:21:08)

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#11 2008-07-15 22:02:53

sofaking wrote:

Dmtdust wrote:

1955?  Yikes!

Got a shot of the outfit (you can leave off your head for anonymity if ya like)?  Having known a few in my time, I'll clue ya in.

Thanks,

D

I grabbed it off the eBay thingy I bought it from:

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/3424/0417stylejvgalleryga3.jpg

Hey, Sofe--

Tell your mom to naff off.  That outfit makes your titties look nice.   fapfapfapfap...

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#12 2008-07-16 00:19:57

Thanks.

I have located a chart for us all to check if we're dressed like douchebags:

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/222/flowchart2ed8.jpg

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#14 2008-07-16 00:48:33

You could morph into a Jewish Hippie Whore with a restraining order baring Sofamom from having contact with soon to be converted and bar mitzvahed Sofakid.  Let Sofamom know that bitchyness can become a two way street if she continues to behave like a nasty mother in-law instead of your mother.

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#15 2008-07-16 10:46:27

The Indian dude chanting would probably dig you in that mod dress, especially if there was a good stiff breeze blowing.

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#16 2008-07-16 11:05:10

So Sofie, I have to ask, is your family decended from the followers of Joseph Smith?

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#17 2008-07-16 11:23:58

orangeplus wrote:

So Sofie, I have to ask, is your family decended from the followers of Joseph Smith?

No, they're products of 1950s Catholic boarding schools.

We weren't allowed to wear jeans to school until we were in high school.

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#18 2008-07-16 11:35:32

Maybe the hippie was less the clothes and more the Amway?

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