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headkicker_girl · 2008-07-15 21:42:51

According to the report, Perlewitz was heard yelling to his daughter on the field to “get in front of her and slap her if you need to. Just slap her.” That prompted another parent to tell Perlewitz his instructions weren’t appropriate. After getting into the parent’s face, Perlewitz called her the “fat lady.” Newcomb overheard Perlewitz, and he called the off-duty officer a vulgar name and told him to pick on someone else, the report says.

Decadence · 2008-07-15 21:52:57

Milwaukee Journal Sentinel wrote:
. . . Perlewitz called her the “fat lady.

In all fairness, Dirck would have likely leaned to-wards some-thing a-kin to "split-tailed mastodon;" So, if no-thing else, his children will certainly have the most "color-full" euphemisms come recess. Come on - A bit of credit where it's due.

fnord · 2008-07-16 04:14:20

Why shouldn’t Dirkman have kids? He couldn’t do a worse job than the hoards of douchebag parents I encounter on a daily basis who either fail to curb their little bastards or completely break the spirits of their bastards.

MSG Tripps · 2008-07-16 04:29:10

I think you are a wuss that does not know his own ass from a hole in the ground.

You are occasionally correct with way too much ignorance to make that worth much.

Hey fnord.

Woody · 2008-07-16 10:44:46

Dhal, is this your way of not giving a flying fuck? I think its time to up those meds. not that I don't agree, my friend, but jumping in unprovoked to point out fnord's shortcomings seems counter-productive in your pursuit of ambivalence.

Jus' saying.