Wow.  use a condom NumTits.

Hell, the first one should be free. From a purely economic standpoint, the government should pony up $800 now instead of $800 a month for life.

I'm a lot more liberal than sofa on this topic; but I gotta say, after about, umm, maybe the THIRD unwanted pregnancy, even a very very stupid woman ought to be mulling over ways she might try to stop getting pregnant all the fucking time.  There are a whole lot of options--was this numb cunt even using contraception at all?  If she was, well, even a very very stupid woman ought to consider trying other methods.

I can only conclude that this particular woman is too stupid to be accurately described as "very very stupid."

No sympathy.  Also, frankly, those seven fetuses are better off dead than growing up in a family of eight children overseen by a brainless cunt of a mother.  And the human race is better off without the kinds of adults they would've grown up to become.

For the record, and because I stupidly feel like sharing at the moment, I have very rarely had sex without some kind of contraception, and never without contraception since I grew up enough to have some sense; in an entire lifetime of sexual activity, contraception failed exactly two times, and I have had two abortions, ten years apart.  I don't recommend them 'cause they ain't fun at all--but certainly in my case they were the preferable alternative to parenthood.

George Orr wrote:

I'm a lot more liberal than sofa on this topic; but I gotta say, after about, umm, maybe the THIRD unwanted pregnancy, even a very very stupid woman ought to be mulling over ways she might try to stop getting pregnant all the fucking time.  There are a whole lot of options--was this numb cunt even using contraception at all?  If she was, well, even a very very stupid woman ought to consider trying other methods.

I can only conclude that this particular woman is too stupid to be accurately described as "very very stupid."

No sympathy.  Also, frankly, those seven fetuses are better off dead than growing up in a family of eight children overseen by a brainless cunt of a mother.  And the human race is better off without the kinds of adults they would've grown up to become.

For the record, and because I stupidly feel like sharing at the moment, I have very rarely had sex without some kind of contraception, and never without contraception since I grew up enough to have some sense; in an entire lifetime of sexual activity, contraception failed exactly two times, and I have had two abortions, ten years apart.  I don't recommend them 'cause they ain't fun at all--but certainly in my case they were the preferable alternative to parenthood.

I had one, too, when I was 19. My CUNT of a mother-in-law convinced me (a teenaged fucktard) that having a baby at that time would ruin our life and waste all the money spent so far on my education. Never mind that she herself was pregnant at 19.

I would have had it. Every July 11th (my mother's birthday no less), I say sorry to the little fetus I killed out of stupidity.

After it, I vowed never to be careless again regarding birth control.

I give a shit. I'm very pro-fucking and very anti-baby. So anything that increases the ratio of fucking to babies I'm for it. I'm for free state-provided abortions for anyone who wants one. I always counter-protest those abortion rights people with the pictures of the scraped bits-o-bacon-babies posters. I hand out flyers of mock first offender pre-trial diversion fees and estimated college tuition for the year 2026. All you fuckers who drive should be thanking the woman who had the 9 abortions, that's 9 more parking spaces you'll be able to use when those brats would have come of age. Nine fewer mouths on the dole. Nine fewer chances of flying with a screecher. And the lady is white, so that's around five fewer chances of one of them being abducted and having that shit all over the news.

You guys want to bring down the judgement on this poor woman, but I'm here to tell ya, that slut's a hero.

When I was doing the social services thing, I took a young woman to obtain information about abortions so she could decide whether it was right for her. She was 17, had a promising future at a good school in a field about which she was genuinely excited, and she made a mistake. Like Sofie, I'm sure she'll remember that experience - I can't imagine it's an easy one by any stretch - but I think when she decided to have the abortion, she made the right choice.

I think that people just give too much credit to the whole "sanctity of life" thing......  Modern science has given us dozens of birth control options and when those fail we have abortion to fall back on.......  Sex is finally something that can be done all the time with little to no consequence and people should adopt more of the hippie take on free love.....  It hasn't though because society has yet to catch up to modern science and we're stuck assigning moral issues to sexuality....

Ms. Simmons should team up with this chick.  This way, everyone gets what they want.

pALEPHx wrote:

Seems like the crazy klepto bitch is steppin' up her game.

Update: it gets better.

square wrote:

pALEPHx wrote:

Seems like the crazy klepto bitch is steppin' up her game.

Update: it gets better.

"When Wilkinsburg police arrived, they found the body of a black woman in the bedroom, face down and bound at the wrists with duct tape, Police Chief Ophelia Coleman said." Since we've already got 'asshat' and are debating 'cakefart,' I call 'fnord' on this mounting series of criminal acts. Verb and adverb forms optional.

"Did you hear about that black lady who cut off her husband's penis and then fed it to her kids? Yeah, she totally fnorded up her life with that menu. Can't African-American chicks afford kielbasa?"

I think "fnordian slip" is a more useful term than just "fnording" for our purposes.

pALEPHx wrote:

There's always the Fnordian Knot.

The exact definition of that is a little unclear.