#2 2008-06-29 10:15:28
Years ago, I was a teacher in Los Angeles Unified. I shit you not-I knew a Dijonaise, and one year before she moved....an Herbal Essence.
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#4 2008-06-29 16:05:48
Morett...sprayed parts of the 5,000 people in the crowd with Silly String, Briscoe said.
He squirted Silly String on people. That makes this art.
"Once I stopped laughing, he was pretty easy to catch because he was tripping on the lower portion of the costume,'' said Briscoe
What the officer is saying is that the guy was tripping balls. I'd have laughed my ass off too.
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#5 2008-06-29 23:01:15
icangetyouatoe wrote:
Years ago, I was a teacher in Los Angeles Unified. I shit you not-I knew a Dijonaise, and one year before she moved....an Herbal Essence.
Those are good ones, to be sure...but...when I was first lifeguarding in Lancaster, we had a family of three girls that we were teaching to swim: Champagne, Chablis, and Chardonnay. I kept waiting for mom to squirt out a Boone's Farm or a Thunderbird.
And they were white.
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#6 2008-07-17 19:16:52
pALEPHx wrote:
Funnier graduation prank, with picture.
"A judge has ordered a 19-year-old man to write an apology to the city of Saratoga Springs in New York for dressing in a penis constume at a high school graduation.
Calvin Morett had pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct for dressing in a 6ft costume at the graduation at the Saratoga Performing Arts Center.
The judge has also ordered Morett to pay to have the apology published in a local newspaper, pay court fees and perform 24 hours of community service." (source)
Wonder which 'local paper' it'll appear in. Keep your eyes peeled.
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