High Street at Cruelery.com - The Web's Bitter Afterbirth / give that woman my title

pALEPHx · 2007-10-20 06:55:57

Since I didn't choose it, and she's done a whole lot more to deserve it:

Woman Goes on Crowbar-Carrying Rampage
at Dunkin' Donuts Drive-Through

NORTH PROVIDENCE, RI (NBC) - Rhode Island police have charged a woman with felony assault in what they described as a case of road rage at a Dunkin Donuts drive-through.

Police said 27-year-old Laura Defazzio became enraged when the car behind her beeped her horn. Security cameras were rolling as she then emerged from her minivan with a crowbar... (read more, with video)

Of course, now that Sofie and Dusty have postwhored themselves above me with a combination of YouTube vids and turning threads into fake IMs, I might just bust out with that crowbar.

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Emmeran · 2007-10-20 09:16:40

Pop Quiz Kids:

then exited her car and approached Defazzio's minivan.

Who's the idiot here?

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orangeplus · 2007-10-20 11:21:22

That's why everyone loves Rhode Island!

choad · 2007-10-20 11:29:16

orangeplus wrote:
That's why everyone loves Rhode Island!

You really, really, really don't want to go there.

headkicker_girl · 2007-10-20 11:51:14

choad wrote:
orangeplus wrote:
That's why everyone loves Rhode Island!
You really, really, really don't want to go there.

My kid is interested in Brown. Is this what he can expect in Providence?

sofaking · 2007-10-20 11:56:45

I gave you a new title. The old one had played out its lulz.

It's no secret that I like you (not like that, perv - your mind). If you picked a good one, I'm open to bestowing the title of your choice upon you.

choad · 2007-10-20 11:59:45

headkicker_girl wrote:
choad wrote:
orangeplus wrote:
That's why everyone loves Rhode Island!
You really, really, really don't want to go there.
My kid is interested in Brown. Is this what he can expect in Providence?

Never mind Providence for a moment and consider this: if he hasn't got a full free ride, he'll bankrupt you. And if he's bright enough for that, send him to Cambridge, Hanover or New Haven, instead. Better yet, Amherst, where he's a much better chance of getting his carrot scraped regular.

pALEPHx · 2007-10-20 15:09:52

sofaking wrote:
If you picked a good one, I'm open to bestowing the title of your choice upon you.

I've stuck with the one I've had on my own site, and others, for a while now: Prince of Dorkness. I believe it conveys the sentiment you were looking to achieve with whatever 'homosexualist' means.

In this crowd, I'm really more tickled to have others help choose, as long as they don't stray toward "Spooge-Burping Cum Dumpster" (too long), "Narishkeit Nancy" (too obvious), or "Butt Spelunker" (rather one-note).