#1 2008-07-15 08:21:57

Grillz or food? Grillz or food?

So, a recession isn't all bad.

"Would I take them out and trade them in? No! They're my inheritance," she says laughing. "No, I don't think I'd ever come to that point."

No no. Let's hope not, Angel. When a woman has to trade in her teeth jewelry, you know things have gotten bad.

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#2 2008-07-15 09:14:46

Yeah, you can always dig them out of Grannies mouth instead.

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#3 2008-07-15 16:24:27

Even when one tooth is worth, say, a tank of gas, you have to question the imperative to cash it in if it means you've just got a gaping, unattractive hole in your mouth.

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#4 2008-07-15 16:46:23

Cervantes wrote:

"Luckless that I am!" said Don Quixote, hearing the sad news his squire gave him; "I had rather they despoiled me of an arm, so it were not the sword-arm; for I tell thee, Sancho, a mouth without teeth is like a mill without a millstone, and a tooth is much more to be prized than a diamond; but we who profess the austere order of chivalry are liable to all this. Mount, friend, and lead the way, and I will follow thee at whatever pace thou wilt."

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#5 2008-07-15 16:46:29

Times is tuff all over

Two men on bicycles opened fire on a man and woman in front of a South Los Angeles house

Wonder if they had spinners?

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#6 2008-07-15 22:22:39

Emmeran wrote:

Times is tuff all over

Two men on bicycles opened fire on a man and woman in front of a South Los Angeles house

Wonder if they had spinners?

Nahh.  These were real tough guys. 

Clothespin holding a baseball card in the spokes.

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#7 2008-07-15 22:49:39

whosasailorthen wrote:

Emmeran wrote:

Times is tuff all over

Two men on bicycles opened fire on a man and woman in front of a South Los Angeles house

Wonder if they had spinners?

Nahh.  These were real tough guys. 

Clothespin holding a baseball card in the spokes.

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#8 2008-07-18 08:38:31

Eric Glass wrote:

The economy, taking a bite out of people's wallets to the point of dental desperation.

Ugh, an incomplete sentence with a bad pun (Italicization in the original) . . .  Did that whole idea for the High-Street Sad Moments In Journalism Awards simply die off; Or, can we still submit nominees?

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#9 2008-07-18 08:55:54

Decadence wrote:

Eric Glass wrote:

The economy, taking a bite out of people's wallets to the point of dental desperation.

Ugh, an incomplete sentence with a bad pun (Italicization in the original) . . .  Did that whole idea for the High-Street Sad Moments In Journalism Awards simply die off; Or, can we still submit nominees?

The editors and reporters we might once have shamed have all quit, were forced into early retirement or fired. Those who remain are either clueless or don't give a fuck. So what's the Ute?

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#10 2008-07-18 10:29:05

Decadence wrote:

Eric Glass wrote:

The economy, taking a bite out of people's wallets to the point of dental desperation.

Ugh, an incomplete sentence with a bad pun (Italicization in the original) . . .  Did that whole idea for the High-Street Sad Moments In Journalism Awards simply die off; Or, can we still submit nominees?

There's already a site for that.

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#11 2008-07-18 14:38:12

Decadence wrote:

Eric Glass wrote:

The economy, taking a bite out of people's wallets to the point of dental desperation.

Ugh, an incomplete sentence with a bad pun (Italicization in the original) . . .  Did that whole idea for the High-Street Sad Moments In Journalism Awards simply die off; Or, can we still submit nominees?

Oh, happy day. You'll be relieved Dec to know that I've posted a thread where we can begin to make our nominations for 2008.

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