This group is too disparate for a one size fits all spiritual director.  Rev. Charles wouldn’t be appropriate for me, or for the many Jews in our dysfunctional little community.  I think we have a Pastafarian or two in our midst as well.  I would suggest a list of approved spiritual leaders for the High Street Community, one that reflects our diversity.  Two of my favorite sources for spiritual guidance are The Church of Euthanasia and Landover Baptist.

I think Pastor James Manning would make a fine addition to the list of approved spiritual leaders for the High Street community.