#1 2008-06-22 23:33:54
Long time no see. I've been busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond... but I came across this and felt that no one could possibly appreciate this pile of "Whaaaa???" like my fellow freaks at High-Street.
http://www.wiolawapress.com/index.html
What have I missed lately?
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#2 2008-06-22 23:36:45
feisty wrote:
Long time no see. I've been busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond... but I came across this and felt that no one could possibly appreciate this pile of "Whaaaa???" like my fellow freaks at High-Street.
http://www.wiolawapress.com/index.html
What have I missed lately?
Not much. Show us your tits.
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#3 2008-06-22 23:44:30
Wilber, I've been asked that many times before, and by more clever men (and women) than you. Not until I've completely lost all hope and I'm drinking myself to death. Which, coincidentally, would also be the only time I'd ever consider letting you put your trouser snake anywhere near my pink taco.
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#4 2008-06-22 23:59:19
Hey you uncouth cunt!!
It makes me happy that you haven't forgotten us...
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#5 2008-06-23 00:03:17
feisty wrote:
Wilber, I've been asked that many times before, and by more clever men (and women) than you.
You're a cryptoanthropologist of the first water.
As for the pink taco, I can only assume it's filled with cheese, shredded lettuce and the mandatory marinara sauce, with two scoops of semi-melted vanilla ice cream on a side plate for dessert. I rescind my request. Please keep your flabby bits concealed.
*Perhaps I'm being too mean. After all, you just got here. Do tell us about your day, dear. Are you on the run from any exes? How's the job? Please, we've missed you - our avuncularities are in high gear - tell us everything, and spare no details.
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#6 2008-06-23 00:31:22
Just this week we found out that Rcade was being sued by the big boys. We were all somewhat dissapointed that it wasn't because of us red headed stepchildren.
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#7 2008-06-23 01:56:31
We missed you but nothing extraordinary has happened while you were away. This place needs a succès de scandale to bring us noobs to destroy. As you know, most of us have known each other for years; there are no longer the bitter angry factions and rivalries of years past. We’ve devolved into a group of frenemies, which doesn’t make for good psychotic drama.
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#8 2008-06-23 02:10:47
fnord wrote:
We missed you but nothing extraordinary has happened while you were away. This place needs a succès de scandale to bring us noobs to destroy. As you know, most of us have known each other for years; there are no longer the bitter angry factions and rivalries of years past. We’ve devolved into a group of frenemies, which doesn’t make for good psychotic drama.
Shit, can't we have the 2004 crazies again? That was a banner year!
Feisty, you did send a pic of your tits when you were drunk, don't you remember?
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#9 2008-06-23 02:20:57
Feisty! I was beginning to think you didn't love us anymore. Are you still working for the Man?
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#10 2008-06-23 02:55:16
That site was fantastic.
Hey, woman! Good to see you.
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#11 2008-06-23 03:01:58
Someone was just asking about you the other day. Glad to see you back. Now I'd like to see your backside.**
** Tits are so passe.
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#12 2008-06-23 04:36:26
Hi my luscious little liberal. How's the mini-Feisty?
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#13 2008-06-23 06:31:40
Dmtdust wrote:
Shit, can't we have the 2004 crazies again? That was a banner year!
First one mentions the plague that dares not speak its name gets its tits ripped out with a plastic fork.
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#14 2008-06-23 06:37:21
choad wrote:
Dmtdust wrote:
Shit, can't we have the 2004 crazies again? That was a banner year!
First one mentions the plague that dares not speak its name gets its tits ripped out with a plastic fork.
Please use forks made of biodegradable potato starch. Save the planet!
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#15 2008-06-23 08:24:50
Hi Feisty! I was afraid that the estrogen rush of motherhood had made you too nice to come back. May your puckerstar ever twinkle in the night sky.
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#17 2008-06-23 11:38:42
tojo2000 wrote:
Someone was just asking about you the other day. Glad to see you back. Now I'd like to see your backside.**
** Tits are so passe.
It was me. GLAD TO SEE YOU FEIEIIEIEIISTY!
RT
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#18 2008-06-23 12:15:38
Hey, Fiesty.
And for the record, Wilbert, Fiesty has very nice tits, if her previous photos are any indication, thankyouverymuch. (Although, that being said, I'd give 20 camels and a Rollex to have a hands-on inspection.)
Fiesty also has an uber-cute spawn.
So, how's the rug-runner doing, kiddo? Pretty as its owner?
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#19 2008-06-23 12:48:52
whosasailorthen wrote:
And for the record, Wilbert, Fiesty has very nice tits....
I'm sure she does whosat. I think I was confusing Fisty with some flighty attention-whore who was pulling the beaten wife routine around here a few months back. There's a variety of cunt that wants you to listen to the details of her day..."and then he hit me in the eye...then he kicked me in the ovaries...and then I had my hair done but I don't like the colour...." But I guess Fisty doesn't do that. Sorry Fisty. Now hows about showing us your crotch-muffin.
whosasailorthen wrote:
Fiesty also has a[n] uber-cute spawn.
I eat children. In addition, I keel-haul nautical coves who use uber-cliches to suck up to women. Women don't like being sucked up to, anyways, unless they're not worth having in the first place. You want the good ones? The attractive, intelligent ones who haven't ruined their hatchet-wounds by grunting out babies? Cool it, A-rab...cool it - cool it.
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#20 2008-06-23 13:01:51
One cannot 'suck up' to those whom one considers to be a friend, Wilbert.
Perhaps when you have a few you'll learn that.
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#21 2008-06-23 13:05:46
whosasailorthen wrote:
One cannot 'suck up' to those whom one considers to be a friend, Wilbert.
Perhaps when you have a few you'll learn that.
Bitch Slap!
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#22 2008-06-23 13:09:42
tojo2000 wrote:
** Tits are so passe.
Fo sho. Hey, am I allowed to welcome you back? You are responsible for that banner thread, after all.
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#23 2008-06-23 13:17:02
Dmtdust wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
One cannot 'suck up' to those whom one considers to be a friend, Wilbert.
Perhaps when you have a few you'll learn that.Bitch Slap!
Just waitin' in the wings there, ain't ya Dusty....
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#24 2008-06-23 13:26:10
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Dmtdust wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
One cannot 'suck up' to those whom one considers to be a friend, Wilbert.
Perhaps when you have a few you'll learn that.Bitch Slap!
Just waitin' in the wings there, ain't ya Dusty....
Nothing personal. It's all been to touchy-feely around here of late.
Bring on the Noobs, or at least the Nubiles Dammit.
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#25 2008-06-23 13:29:23
whosasailorthen wrote:
One cannot 'suck up' to those whom one considers to be a friend, Wilbert.
Perhaps when you have a few you'll learn that.
Whosat, that's a ridiculous statement. Of course you can suck up to your friends.
Hornpipe as you will, I judge by tone, and I am he who judges judges.
You have been judged; you are a suck up. A sticky, slurpy, obsequious and submissive little suck up,
desperate for the attention of nubile women, and lacking the dignity to either admit it, or be ashamed. I don't care -
it's a personal choice, like being republican or gay. But don't be what you're ashamed of - don the trappings of man
and ownyour hooverish propensities. And don't embroil yourself in foolish semantic fantasies about the nature of
friendship - that ship don't sail, sailor. Slurp slurpety slurp.
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#26 2008-06-23 13:50:03
Dmtdust wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Dmtdust wrote:
Bitch Slap!Just waitin' in the wings there, ain't ya Dusty....
Nothing personal. It's all been to touchy-feely around here of late.
Bring on the Noobs, or at least the Nubiles Dammit.
Agreed. I'm snapping at shadows.
Since we're deploring the touchy-feely, I won't mention
that I've spent several happy hours poking through
the music on your putfile site. Brings back...well...
you know.
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#27 2008-06-23 17:27:46
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
One cannot 'suck up' to those whom one considers to be a friend, Wilbert.
Perhaps when you have a few you'll learn that.Whosat, that's a ridiculous statement. Of course you can suck up to your friends.
Hornpipe as you will, I judge by tone, and I am he who judges judges.
You have been judged; you are a suck up. A sticky, slurpy, obsequious and submissive little suck up,
desperate for the attention of nubile women, and lacking the dignity to either admit it, or be ashamed. I don't care -
it's a personal choice, like being republican or gay. But don't be what you're ashamed of - don the trappings of man
and ownyour hooverish propensities. And don't embroil yourself in foolish semantic fantasies about the nature of
friendship - that ship don't sail, sailor. Slurp slurpety slurp.
Wow. You're so erudite.
I am clearly in awe.
Oh, Fiesty, dear... may I lick your toes, please? If you don't mind a wee bit of the old slurpety, slurp, that is.
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#28 2008-06-23 17:34:08
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Dmtdust wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Just waitin' in the wings there, ain't ya Dusty....Nothing personal. It's all been to touchy-feely around here of late.
Bring on the Noobs, or at least the Nubiles Dammit.Agreed. I'm snapping at shadows.
Since we're deploring the touchy-feely, I won't mention
that I've spent several happy hours poking through
the music on your putfile site. Brings back...well...
you know.
Wilburina,
I don't have a Putfile account. Your dancing through the daisies of a stranger
Not me, oh no.
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#29 2008-06-23 20:13:04
Feisty, sorry about the gang-rape of your thread... you know it's the only way we can show love.
Pay no attention to those cretins who howl for pics of your naughty bits. I cherish the lovely face shots I have I of you, and owe some of my photoshop skills to pasting them onto some of the finest bodies in porn.
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#30 2008-06-23 21:30:30
opsec wrote:
Feisty, sorry about the gang-rape of your thread... you know it's the only way we can show love.
Pay no attention to those cretins who howl for pics of your naughty bits. I cherish the lovely face shots I have I of you, and owe some of my photoshop skills to pasting them onto some of the finest bodies in porn.
Oh, ye of little imagination... I use'em as-is.
Fap.
Fap.
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#31 2008-06-24 02:45:45
Dmtdust wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Dmtdust wrote:
Nothing personal. It's all been to touchy-feely around here of late.
Bring on the Noobs, or at least the Nubiles Dammit.Agreed. I'm snapping at shadows.
Since we're deploring the touchy-feely, I won't mention
that I've spent several happy hours poking through
the music on your putfile site. Brings back...well...
you know.Wilburina,
I don't have a Putfile account. Your dancing through the daisies of a stranger
Not me, oh no.
Crazy Bastard. Either them's yer daisies or you've bin thefting some identities.
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#32 2008-06-24 02:51:18
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Dusty wrote:
Wilburina,
I don't have a Putfile account. Your dancing through the daisies of a stranger
Not me, oh no.https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/242_dusty.jpg
Crazy Bastard. Either them's yer daisies or you've bin thefting some identities.
Dmtdust != MSG Tripps
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#33 2008-06-24 07:48:56
Dmtdust != MSG Tripps
You didn't know? Damn, I thought everyone did. It's out of the bag now.
D
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#34 2008-06-24 10:58:03
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Whosat, that's a ridiculous statement. Of course you can suck up to your friends.
Hornpipe as you will, I judge by tone, and I am he who judges judges.
You have been judged; you are a suck up. A sticky, slurpy, obsequious and submissive little suck up,
desperate for the attention of nubile women, and lacking the dignity to either admit it, or be ashamed. I don't care -
it's a personal choice, like being republican or gay. But don't be what you're ashamed of - don the trappings of man
and ownyour hooverish propensities. And don't embroil yourself in foolish semantic fantasies about the nature of
friendship - that ship don't sail, sailor. Slurp slurpety slurp.
It's good to see that someone is shaking the hornet's nest around here...
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#35 2008-06-24 11:50:33
Roger_That wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Whosat, that's a ridiculous statement. Of course you can suck up to your friends.
Hornpipe as you will, I judge by tone, and I am he who judges judges.
You have been judged; you are a suck up. A sticky, slurpy, obsequious and submissive little suck up,
desperate for the attention of nubile women, and lacking the dignity to either admit it, or be ashamed. I don't care -
it's a personal choice, like being republican or gay. But don't be what you're ashamed of - don the trappings of man
and ownyour hooverish propensities. And don't embroil yourself in foolish semantic fantasies about the nature of
friendship - that ship don't sail, sailor. Slurp slurpety slurp.It's good to see that someone is shaking the hornet's nest around here...
I'll shake your hornet's nest, sweetheart. (Slurp slurpety slurp.)
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#36 2008-06-24 12:11:08
Filthy Canuck.
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#37 2008-06-27 02:37:06
Feisty,
Check your email.
Unless.....
you're.....
ignoring.....
me......
*sniff*
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#38 2008-06-27 02:43:36
So did Feisty just drive by and moon us from her car window?
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#40 2008-07-21 00:17:43
Um, thanks fled but that's not me. I live in NC and I'm 26 y/o.
Sorry guys, I did kinda hit and run on ya. Basically, I've been losing my fucking mind because of the whole "Legislative Session" thing... crazy hours, hard work, dealing with a lot of crazy people.
I have been quite remiss, but rest assured I think about you guys at least once a day. Mainly because I deal with seriously fucked up situations ALL THE TIME. For example... My senator is a VERY moderate democrat. The Sen. is anti-illegal immigrant... one of the most hard core anti-illegals in the NC Senate. However, my Senator has a few groups who fucking HATE him, based on his somewhat liberal social views. So thirty of them come into my office, the Sen isn't in, and they start railing on him, asking what the fuck he's going to do about the fucking illegals. Screaming and shit, the office next door called and told me to hit the panic button and call the assembly cops. I was like, no, I can handle this. (I have ya'll to thank for a lot of this... Whatever they throw at me, I've know I've heard worse. Besides, none of these fucknuts has a quarter of the wordgift of maestros like RT!)
I start ticking off his bills that he's pushed through, one of them went into effect this month and is fucking named for him, and they get all pissed because they CAN'T be pissed about his stance and they WANTED to argue. So later on in the week, I'm checking the Sen's email and there's a message bitching about the immigration stance. He might have been the one who cussed me, then left all huffy and puffy when I came out from behind the desk and told him to let me finish answering his question or fucking get out of my office, because I don't get paid enough to bitch with him. Just above the signature, it says "Your secretary is rude and mouthy." Fucking funny.
Of course, a lot of the shit that goes on I can't say until MUCH later. Don't worry, I'm keeping a list.
I barely check my old email anymore, Scotty and WHos a Sailor, but I'll get back in touch one day. Things are shaking up in my professional life and personal life, so I haven't had any time to check things. But I will be back some day, and I'll waste more of my time bantering with you lovely folks. Mark my words.
Oh, and the photo I posted wasn't of my TITS, it was of the tops of my boobs. You could see the same thing when I go out on Saturday nights (or when I used to, not a lot of free time anymore!)
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#41 2008-07-21 00:26:42
Good site there Feisty..... It never ceases to amaze me how dumbasses equate every bit of paradolia ever found to some underlying conspiracy..... You should hang out here a bit more.....
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#42 2008-07-21 02:01:31
feisty wrote:
Oh, and the photo I posted wasn't of my TITS, it was of the tops of my boobs. You could see the same thing when I go out on Saturday nights (or when I used to, not a lot of free time anymore!)
In that case you shouldn't have a problem posting many, many more. :D
Seriously, I'm just glad to hear that you're safe and will be back.
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#43 2008-07-21 05:57:25
"Your secretary is rude and mouthy."
Ooo, both in the same package. That's quite irresistible.
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#44 2008-07-21 08:44:27
feisty wrote:
Things are shaking up in my ...personal life, so I haven't had any time to check things.
*sniff*
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#45 2008-07-21 10:06:21
It is always good to hear from you, feisty! It warms the void in my chest to see that you think about us "at least once a day." Just keep your promise to come back whenever you can!
Oh, also: Good luck and success with absolutely everything.
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#46 2008-07-21 10:40:39
Johnny_Rotten wrote:
"Your secretary is rude and mouthy."
Ooo, both in the same package. That's quite irresistible.
I agree with JR. I like a 
.
They know how to get things done.
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#47 2008-07-25 17:50:22
I wish I COULD hang out here more often. I get a lot of net time, thanks to the computer at work, but since the cap. building doesn't have wireless, I can't use my own computer. That pretty much keeps me from visiting any site that could possibly get me fired. Usually, by the end of the day, I'm fucking exhausted and I don't want to look at, talk to, or think about anyone other than myself, my baby, and my warm glass of Cabernet.
Thanks George. I'm not bullshitting you when I say I think about ya'll a lot. In fact, I read an article on the shitter the other day about 4chan, and I started thinking... jeez, these jokers don't have anything on the cruel/HS crowd! (you can read the article here http://www.time.com/time/business/artic … 35,00.html)
And seriously, I have at least one fucked up phone call a week that makes me wish I could blab about it here... there's a few fucking crackpots you guys would LOVE to hear about, I assure you.
Honestly, I love helping people but I really look forward to not having to watch every fucking word I write, type, or say. But alas, perhaps that day will come!
I'd love to be a hot roller babe chick, but unfortunately I can't seem to stay on my feet when I'm wearing rollerskates. I'm a freaking klutz.
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#48 2008-07-25 17:57:51
I'm taking your silence on that last email as a no. *wink*
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#49 2008-07-25 18:04:00
Huh? Sorry Scotty... I haven't checked that one in a while. I'll go check it now.
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#50 2008-07-25 18:09:06
Eh... last email i have from you, Scotty, I answered... perhaps I accidentally deleted? Please resend.
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