#1 2008-07-25 20:03:10
http://www.comcast.net/articles/news-od … mp.Escape/
Edit: People have no attention span nowadays:
Over the Davises' protests, Moe was taken to an animal sanctuary. But in 2005, when they took a cake to celebrate Moe's birthday with him, the couple was viciously attacked by two other chimpanzees who had escaped their cages.
The chimps nearly killed St. James Davis, chewing off his nose, testicles and foot and biting off chunks of his buttocks and legs, before the sanctuary owner shot the animals to death.
Moe was transferred to Jungle Exotics, where the Davises built him a state-of-the-art cage, McCasland said.
"He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp," McCasland said. "He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked."
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#2 2008-07-25 20:12:29
Imagine what he looks like when he has a cold.
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#3 2008-07-25 20:12:40
That was just for the pic of the guy with no nose, wasn't it. Isn't there some PowerShell thing you could be doing?
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#4 2008-07-25 20:14:45
pALEPHx wrote:
That was just for the pic of the guy with no nose, wasn't it. Isn't there some PowerShell thing you could be doing?
I did my good PowerShell deed for the day already.
Make sure you read all the way to the bottom.
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#5 2008-07-26 00:50:11
Fuckheads.
Pencil-dicks like these have decided we need to reintroduce the Grey Wolf and Grizzly Bear to the lower 48 as well.
Can't they figure out we killed off those above us on the food chain on purpose???
He deserved to have his nuts chewed off.
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#6 2008-07-26 01:00:44
Emmeran wrote:
Fuckheads.
Pencil-dicks like these have decided we need to reintroduce the Grey Wolf and Grizzly Bear to the lower 48 as well.
Can't they figure out we killed off those above us on the food chain on purpose???
He deserved to have his nuts chewed off.
The wolf and bear were the natives and we were the interlopers. Monkeys aren't native to the US, however, and they should maul any white person stupid enough to have them as pets. At least Africans realize that monkeys are meat, not pets.
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#7 2008-07-26 01:25:34
tojo2000 wrote:
Make sure you read all the way to the bottom.
Oh, I did. They turned Mr. Animal Lover into their own bushmeat. I do have a funny story about the best man at a wedding trying to eat my nuts, tho...
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#8 2008-07-26 01:45:49
pALEPHx wrote:
tojo2000 wrote:
Make sure you read all the way to the bottom.
Oh, I did. They turned Mr. Animal Lover into their own bushmeat. I do have a funny story about the best man at a wedding trying to eat my nuts, tho...
Fortunately you'd buried them under a tree....
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#9 2008-07-26 02:56:21
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#10 2008-07-26 03:12:25
Emmeran wrote:
Fuckheads.
Pencil-dicks like these have decided we need to reintroduce the Grey Wolf and Grizzly Bear to the lower 48 as well.
Can't they figure out we killed off those above us on the food chain on purpose???
He deserved to have his nuts chewed off.
If we killed them off then they weren't really above us on the food chain, were they?
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#11 2008-07-26 03:28:44
jesusluvspegging wrote:
If we killed them off then they weren't really above us on the food chain, were they?
If they could fashion killing tools, then we'd have a problem.
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#12 2008-07-26 04:14:05
pALEPHx wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
If we killed them off then they weren't really above us on the food chain, were they?
If they could fashion killing tools, then we'd have a problem.
That's a mighty big if there.
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