#1 2008-07-31 17:00:45

. . . bam-ba-lam.



http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c109/woodielk/betty500.jpg

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#2 2008-07-31 18:28:30

This is a hat from Cruel.

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#3 2008-07-31 18:53:40

Wow Scotty, yer really reachin back a ways to call "hat" aren't ya?

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#4 2008-07-31 19:00:35

Shit, keep the hat, I'll just call it fucking lame.

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#5 2008-07-31 19:05:17

Be nice to herr [fake] doktor Scotty.

After all he 'tamed" wells [and earlier permutations of same].

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#6 2008-07-31 19:27:19

Can we at least get a riff please????  MSGTripps?








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#7 2008-07-31 21:31:57

Who actually has pubes to dye?  Ew!

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#8 2008-07-31 21:38:51

headkicker_girl wrote:

Who actually has pubes to dye?  Ew!

It's your lucky day, HKG. That response just won you a complimentary ticket to my gun show.


Shhhhhhh! Thank me after the show!

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#9 2008-07-31 23:44:23

headkicker_girl wrote:

Who actually has pubes to dye?  Ew!

Am I the last person on the planet that finds a complete lack of pubes a little gross?  I mean, genitals of either gender are pretty much ugly as hell, but I don't want to look at someone who looks like she's 12.  Oh, and don't get me started on the ingrown hair thing...

I'd never hold it against someone and sure as hell wouldn't turn it down, but let's just say it's definitely not considered best practices in my book.  You can look for it on Amazon this fall: Teach Yourself Vagina in 21 days.

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#10 2008-08-01 00:58:05

tojo2000 wrote:

headkicker_girl wrote:

Who actually has pubes to dye?  Ew!

Am I the last person on the planet that finds a complete lack of pubes a little gross?

Damn hippie!

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#11 2008-08-01 01:15:17

Zookeeper wrote:

Damn hippie(sic)!

Clean fur is groovy...

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#12 2008-08-01 01:21:01

A nice trim job does the trick for me.

I'm not looking for the Sherwood Forest to hold my party in; but a nice shrubbery will do just fine.

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#13 2008-08-01 03:50:42

Emmeran wrote:

...but a nice shrubbery will do just fine.

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#14 2008-08-01 06:47:54

Scotty wrote:

This is a hat from Cruel.

Not to split hairs (haw haw), but the link is to a recent article highlighting (!) the placement of said ads along the NYC subway line.

Oh, and I mis-typed the title of the post. Should be "black."

Carry on.

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#15 2008-08-01 09:46:50

So now they sell hair dye. I thought all the hip girls were going for the Brazillian now.


Either that, or I have to get some information somewhere else besides prontube.

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#16 2008-08-01 10:47:06

tojo2000 wrote:

Am I the last person on the planet that finds a complete lack of pubes a little gross?

It all depends on whether or not the hair has already grown and been removed.

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#17 2008-08-01 10:54:43

GooberMcNutly wrote:

I thought all the hip girls were going for the Brazillian now.

If the fat chicks are doing it it just ain't hip any more.

http://images.heaven666.org/images/naked-fat-chick.jpg

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#18 2008-08-01 11:36:15

Emmeran wrote:

GooberMcNutly wrote:

I thought all the hip girls were going for the Brazillian now.

If the fat chicks are doing it it just ain't hip any more.

http://images.heaven666.org/images/naked-fat-chick.jpg

I'm betting she didn't do the shaving.  Surely she can't see her bush, and trimming it by feel would be a little too risky.

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#19 2008-08-01 11:42:50

GooberMcNutly wrote:

So now they sell hair dye. I thought all the hip girls were going for the Brazillian now.


Either that, or I have to get some information somewhere else besides prontube.

The hippest ones of us couldn't even grow it back if we wanted to.

I'm soooooorrrry, Tojo!

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#20 2008-08-01 13:26:41

Emmeran wrote:

If the fat chicks are doing it it just ain't hip any more.

That's just to help you find it...otherwise you might be plunging into a back roll.

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#21 2008-08-01 19:38:15

tojo2000 wrote:

Am I the last person on the planet that finds a complete lack of pubes a little gross?

Whatever floats your boat...
http://www.amateur-blogs.com/free_galleries/2008/3660/1_NcQX3aLc4b.jpg

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#22 2008-08-01 21:27:15

sofaking wrote:

GooberMcNutly wrote:

So now they sell hair dye. I thought all the hip girls were going for the Brazillian now.


Either that, or I have to get some information somewhere else besides prontube.

The hippest ones of us couldn't even grow it back if we wanted to.

I'm soooooorrrry, Tojo!

Blasphemy!

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#23 2008-08-01 21:28:28

Zookeeper wrote:

tojo2000 wrote:

Am I the last person on the planet that finds a complete lack of pubes a little gross?

Whatever floats your boat...
http://www.amateur-blogs.com/free_galle … 3aLc4b.jpg

What the mother-bleeding fuck?!?!  Fine, I relent!  Bring on the shaved genitalia!

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#24 2008-08-01 22:30:16

Zookeeper wrote:

Whatever floats your boat...

Blecch. She covers her tits like Tubgirl has a pixillated vadge. It's like, "OK, WTF, I'm not looking for anything else to redeem this image..."

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#25 2008-08-02 11:39:57

tojo2000 wrote:

Zookeeper wrote:

tojo2000 wrote:

Am I the last person on the planet that finds a complete lack of pubes a little gross?

Whatever floats your boat...
http://www.amateur-blogs.com/free_galle … 3aLc4b.jpg

What the mother-bleeding fuck?!?!  Fine, I relent!  Bring on the shaved genitalia!

Now whatthefuck am I gonna do with the one you ordered, Tojo?!

http://www.hairylegsblog.com/hairymex2.jpg

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#26 2008-08-02 11:44:43

I say we take off and nuke her from orbit.  It's the only way to be sure.

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#27 2008-08-02 14:34:29

This one's from Ptah's peta pals...

http://www.coolmarketingthoughts.com/images/petacampaign10.jpg

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#28 2008-08-02 18:13:30

sofaking wrote:

Now whatthefuck am I gonna do with the one you ordered, Tojo?!

Just be sure to keep it fresh for him.

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