#1 2008-08-01 23:56:22

dedbaby milkshakez n shit nawmeen? u be fuckin upsydown n insideout on da front of mah escalade, fuckin 2dolla dumpstah ho

holla mazel tov.

http://dismal.ath.cx:8099/yo/

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#2 2008-08-02 00:03:31

See, you showing up now makes me think you two is the same person. 

Fuck this.  I'm getting another drink.  Stick around folks, Scotty may go into full on meltdown tonight.

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#3 2008-08-02 01:11:42

You do have to sift through it, but there's nuggetz in dere:

Message she sent me:
W@Z UP WIITH YOU??? II W@NT3D TO S@Y TH@T YOU LOOL3N S3XII @S H3LL... SO II H@D TO CUM BY @ND S@Y HII =}

My response:
sumthinz wrong wit yo A key on yo keyboard, u fukkin trickass bustah

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#4 2008-08-02 01:53:16

Wow.

Black Doug Stanhope.

respekt!

girlscout tuba slammas over a rainbow of salt vacuums ya hurr?

I'm going to memorize that and use it for the rest of my life.

word

"4th street brother and im ubn,93g, mdv u dig"
What's that? Some dungeons and dragons shit? You're a fucking geek.

man...

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#5 2008-08-02 04:14:42

The last time I heard the term "dead baby milkshake" it was a really low rent trick about fifteen years ago. If the current meaning isn't similarly onanistic/homo, then I'm lost.

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#6 2008-08-03 18:58:22

Holy shit, I just sat down to read through this site.

raoul, you had the kids and I in tears, we were laughing so hard.

"Fun Family Time"™ at High-Street. Priceless.

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#7 2008-08-03 19:08:37

I finally read this (girlfriend's at yoga), and it's worth it:

"fuckin 2dolla dumpstah ho

holla mazel tov"

"ILL RAPE YO HOLE FAMILY N LEAVE EVERBODY U CAREZ ABOUT DEAD WIT DICKHOLEZ IN THEY EYES"

These are going in the personal quote bank.

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#8 2008-08-03 19:45:42

I'm partial to:

"tha fuck u tawkinbout u fucken trickazz busta chumdaddy "

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#9 2008-08-03 19:50:33

karenw wrote:

I'm partial to:

"tha fuck u tawkinbout u fucken trickazz busta chumdaddy "

dam, gurrl, yuze hawt. u got pikchas?

konichiwa, bitches.

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#10 2008-08-03 21:48:04

ah297900 wrote:

karenw wrote:

I'm partial to:

"tha fuck u tawkinbout u fucken trickazz busta chumdaddy "

dam, gurrl, yuze hawt. u got pikchas?

konichiwa, bitches.

Yo forizzle, Ah-shizzle. Dat kw bitch gots da shelf! I b corn-dieselan dat ho lyke dat wack-ass busta G-Bush b cornin dem towl-ass niggaz, yo.

girlscout tuba slammas over a rainbow of salt vacuums ya hurr?

respek

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#11 2008-08-03 22:17:07

ptah13 wrote:

Dat kw bitch gots da shelf!

SHIT U NICC@S BE STR@IGHT TRIPPIN. I GOTS @ M@N, YOU HE@R?

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#12 2008-08-04 00:07:56

keep me hard likez a 4th grade math test.

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#13 2008-08-04 01:14:36

karenw wrote:

ptah13 wrote:

Dat kw bitch gots da shelf!

SHIT U NICC@S BE STR@IGHT TRIPPIN. I GOTS @ M@N, YOU HE@R?

Sumpin b wrong wit cho A kee, sista....

betta check dat shit out!

bigga biscuit-shorts diga-dugga train robbin like foo-man-choo, yo!

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#14 2008-08-04 07:54:52

Is it just me, or is "gansta-leet-speek" starting to progress into Czech?

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#15 2008-08-04 14:06:42

You betta Czech yo' se'f befo' you wreck yo' se'f.

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