And if this is a hat, fuckin' A, my whole LIFE feels like a hat right now, so fuckin' sorry in advance, okay?

yes, 5'7" at 267 lbs, for a dude, is hella fat

So just cut off his fuckin' head.  I don't see the goddamned problem.  We could give Tubby the choice, see which one he wants, them give him the other.

karenw wrote:

By H-S standards? Really? I was thinking that these folks might qualify as "hella fat." But whatever. You're obviously more sensitive than I.

perhaps it's a west coast thing

tojo2000 wrote:

So fat they can't find a vein fat?

Okay, just cut off his forearm.  Veins should be easy to spot in cross-section.

Emmeran wrote:

Firing Squad anyone???

And how can and axe to the neck be consider cruel . . . . execpting that you can converse with the head for a full minute after.

I don't think you can actually converse with it.  The lack of lungs connected to the windpipe would make that difficult.  Supposedly they'd still be conscious, though.

orangeplus wrote:

karenw wrote:

By H-S standards? Really? I was thinking that these folks might qualify as "hella fat." But whatever. You're obviously more sensitive than I.

perhaps it's a west coast thing

Amen.

Around here you're not fat until you need one of those scooters to get around.

On top of that, every fat person around here has one. This only enables them to be more fat. Then they complain about diabetes, blood pressure and joint pain. It's like, "get up out of that fucking scooter, fatass, and walk somewhere for christs sake".

Emmeran wrote:

tojo2000 wrote:

Emmeran wrote:

Firing Squad anyone???

And how can and axe to the neck be consider cruel . . . . execpting that you can converse with the head for a full minute after.

I don't think you can actually converse with it.  The lack of lungs connected to the windpipe would make that difficult.  Supposedly they'd still be conscious, though.

Actually I've done enough butchering to know that the eyes and mouth still try really hard to get a message across, no matter what the species.

Usually it's something along the lines of:  "OMG you fucking asshole, this can't be fixed"

regardless, at that point, who cares???

Sit him on a case of dynamite and blow him to shittaree like that beached dead whale.

Come off it, assholes. Give the guy a break. Who among us hasn't raped a college girl and bashed her brains in with a handy rock? Ah, the serene, determined, sporting struggle: soft breasts bouncing contrapuntally against the torso of a nubile young body thrashing on the grass below the empty bleachers; the invigorating scream of cotton as you bunch and tear her panties to expose their sweet, ungusseted goodness; the pained then panicked protestations as you pile-drive her cervical os with your hugely engorged, knotted, veined, and twitching manhood; and the final, desperate eloquence as she sees the rock, poised like a tourist on a bridge, all its energies potential, except for the kinetic, which is inevitable - its destination certain, its terminus more a state than an anatomical structure: sweet silence, in which to luxuriate in the aftermath of one's jouissance - after all, who said la petite morte could not be shared by lovers on different levels, from different walks of life, with different aims and needs? You Amerikkkans delight in the imposition of a moral world order that judges harshly for the murder of innocents, but murders innocence with every smug and smarmy self-satisfied judgement. Hypocrites. Areopagites. Urolagniacs. How yal'l doon?

Everybody clap. Wilber's back.

pALEPHx wrote:

Everybody clap. Wilber's back.

He had to take a few days off after sawing that guy's head off and setting up the gook to take the rap for it.

headkicker_girl wrote:

pALEPHx wrote:

Everybody clap. Wilber's back.

He had to take a few days off after sawing that guy's head off and setting up the gook to take the rap for it.

You know me too well, HKG.
If you're ever in Vancouver, I'd love to have you for dinner.

jesusluvspegging wrote:

There ain't no fatty like a west coast fatty 'cause the west coast fattie don't stop.

Just spewed coffee on the keyboard. Thanks!

headkicker_girl wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

headkicker_girl wrote:

He had to take a few days off after sawing that guy's head off and setting up the gook to take the rap for it.

You know me too well, HKG.
If you're ever in Vancouver, I'd love to have you for dinner.

I know...with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

I was thinking more like Wilber lived in some small Wisconsin farmhouse and was into sewing and crafts.