#1 2008-08-05 15:25:24
A TWISTED oddball with an insatiable animal fetish was arrested after allegedly having sex with 400 cows.
The 53-year-old cleaner told police he did not fancy women and only cows and horses got him randy.
Getulino Ferreira Paraizo said he chose the more tranquil animals before engaging in sex acts with them.
But police say it is even more bizarre.
They accuse him of torturing the animals, sometimes ripping out their eyes before having sex with them and then killing them.
Among the clues he left behind at every scene were empty packages of the same cookies.
Police found another packet on him when they arrested him.
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#2 2008-08-05 15:30:49
guess he walked down the hill
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#4 2008-08-05 17:32:04
Bovuus.
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#5 2008-08-05 18:10:16
karenw wrote:
Mmmmm, cow.
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c109/ … /steak.jpg
Seriously, you want to talk about cow love? These guys gots some cow love.
Karen, you have the best nutjob websites.
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#6 2008-08-06 02:21:31
I like that. By removing articles or leaving the word "cow" in its singular form, they've made cows conceptual rather than material. Nice.
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#7 2008-08-06 04:40:24
So sayeth your last "conceptual boyfriend." I tried an 'abstract' lover once, and besides some truly anticlimactic sex, there's really nothing to recommend it by.
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#8 2008-08-06 12:06:45
pALEPHx wrote:
So sayeth your last "conceptual boyfriend." I tried an 'abstract' lover once, and besides some truly anticlimactic sex, there's really nothing to recommend it by.
Cubist vagina HURTS.
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#9 2008-08-06 17:32:56
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Cubist vagina HURTS.
Phrase of the week! Phrase of the week!
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#10 2008-08-07 10:39:08
We all love cows, but 400 cows? That is just against the cowboy way. You gotta stand by (behind?) your special lady.
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#11 2008-08-07 11:47:01
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Karen, you have the best nutjob websites.
**blows kisses**
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