That's the most pathetic meatloaf I've ever seen.

"HURR.  Gonna put ketchup onna toppa ground beef.  I iz shef.  I watch de fud teevee.  OMG sk1lz."

I leave for a couple weeks, and when I come back we're *still* on cakefarts?

Dear Sockpuppet of Spammer Dan,

Do not persist.  I am a crotchety and bitter old man who would like nothing better than to a) Ban you  b) Delete your posts and links c) Googlebomb the term cakefarts to DHS's server and d) hunt you down and pull a Nelson on you for your pathetic attempt at a meme. 

However, I'll err on the side of Choad.  Now if you'll excuse me, I have Princess Biscuit posts to catch up on.

Hey phoQ, I'm sorry I left the homo gene swap thread hanging.  I'll have to revisit it,  but I did read your last response before I fell into the black.  As I recall it made some salient points regarding prokaryotes, but much like a research scientist with a tainted grant or a creationist with a bone, you've obfuscated the point.

Actually, you may have spanked me somewhat, I do have to find that thread... but I had metaphoric perjoratives that just couldn't wait.