#2 2008-08-11 07:26:40

Some In-Bred Phelps Kid wrote:

Don't teach your kid to hate God.

Restraint . . .  Restraint . . .  Ommmm . . .

{Comment regarding burning bushes, fences, and garages redacted}

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#3 2008-08-11 09:24:30

I don't hate God, I pray to him every day to deliver me from the assholes who follow Him.

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#4 2008-08-11 09:32:03

Why is it that teh wites always look the same when they try to do this?

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#5 2008-08-11 14:15:13

It being that the Olympics were on, I got confused for a moment.

http://www.greatestcities.com/2354pic/296/CP63296.jpg/vanity2.jpg

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#6 2008-08-11 14:30:27

That was so awesome. I am so gonna jerk off to those girls tonight.

"Big shout-out from the perverted nations." So much better if they included the booty-pops, camera man should have gotten behind them.

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#7 2008-08-11 14:41:51

I thought African-derived music was inherently sinful to these types, what with the drums making you want to dance and fuck?

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#8 2008-08-11 15:06:37

You guys all got the wrong idea of the Phelps clan. They are the best friends the sodomites ever had. They are so offensive (and in such a clean washed american family sense) they force the middle-of-the-roaders to actually take a side on an issue they would rather ignore. White America would rather vote no on gay marriage, make fag jokes and think that all a dyke needs is a good hard cock. Phelps forces them to actually think about the thing, and to decide whether they want to be associated, if only in their own minds, with the guy who thinks dead US soldiers is god's retribution.

The entire country is becoming pro-cocksucker, and Phelps is the reason why. Just like how the country got pro-nigrah, and Orval Faubus was the reason why.

Last edited by orangeplus (2008-08-11 15:26:18)

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#9 2008-08-11 17:17:11

I’ve suggested in the past that the Phelps clan receives a lot of anonymous contributions from the gay community.  It would be difficult for the community to actually create and keep up the act for such a perfect cartoon villain.

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#10 2008-08-11 17:26:42

Westboro Baptista wrote:

God hates crippled soldiers!

Well, fuck all - It turns out that James is a prophet.  Who knew?

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