#2 2008-08-15 23:53:25
tattoos and skanks is win
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#3 2008-08-16 00:02:03
Wedding Tattoo Rule #3 - Don't let a $50 tattoo ruin a $20,000 wedding. Also, if you still think that your tattoo is meaningful and that everyone else actually gives a rat's ass about what it signifies you are wrong. The only people who actually pretended to listen to that crap were guys who were trying to get in your pants and guess what? You are married now.
This is a great site. I have to agree about that cake, sofa. It looks like your toddler might have made it.
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#4 2008-08-16 00:06:02
That cake is just asking to get farted on.
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#5 2008-08-16 00:07:38
I just have to share one more:
My mind, it is blown.
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#6 2008-08-16 00:23:45
These two look like sacred prostitutes in some New Age mystery cult.
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#7 2008-08-16 00:57:05
fnord wrote:
These two look like sacred prostitutes in some New Age mystery cult.
http://i37.tinypic.com/2hh2jd0.jpg
http://i34.tinypic.com/2i1gmxk.jpg
Why the hell don't THEIR pamphleteers ever hit my neighborhood? All I ever get are lousy Mormons and Jehovah's Testicles (most are Messkins here, and they call themselves Testigos de Jehova. Sometimes the funny writes itself). I'd totally join that outfit, though.
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#8 2008-08-16 01:15:09
George Orr wrote:
I just have to share one more:
http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/ … 4_22762086
My mind, it is blown.
That thing is beyond hideous. To what ceremony, precisely, do its designers envision it being worn? I mean, other than a "Character Luncheon" at Disney Castle.
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#9 2008-08-16 01:21:45
pALEPHx wrote:
George Orr wrote:
I just have to share one more:
http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/ … 4_22762086
My mind, it is blown.That thing is beyond hideous. To what ceremony, precisely, do its designers envision it being worn? I mean, other than a "Character Luncheon" at Disney Castle.
The designer is brilliant. Brides intentionally pick out atrocities that will make their friends look like shit, thereby making themselves look better. I'm sure they sold the hell outta that dress.
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#10 2008-08-16 01:46:54
Fnord: The top photo is Monica Bellucci from the movie The Brothers Grimm. Rent it sometime; it's not Gilliam's best but it's not bad.
Sofa: No one will ever admit it, but it's been obvious to me since early childhood that you are right. It is universally understood by all women everywhere that you do not upstage the bride on Her Day. This is sometimes difficult when the bride looks like Princess Fiona*, but I've never met nor heard of any woman trashy enough to attend a wedding looking better than the bride. This is the real reason bridesmaids' dresses look the way they do.
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#11 2008-08-16 02:11:26
George Orr wrote:
I've never met nor heard of any woman trashy enough to attend a wedding looking better than the bride. This is the real reason bridesmaids' dresses look the way they do.
Only one of the reasons every male halfwit is indisposed to weddings.
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#12 2008-08-16 10:46:22
pALEPHx wrote:
George Orr wrote:
I just have to share one more:
http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/ … 4_22762086
My mind, it is blown.That thing is beyond hideous. To what ceremony, precisely, do its designers envision it being worn? I mean, other than a "Character Luncheon" at Disney Castle.
Exactly! Please god, don't let my granddaughter see this outfit!
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#13 2008-08-16 12:19:15
pALEPHx wrote:
a "Character Luncheon" at Disney Castle.
Or you could just go ahead and throw the wedding at Disney. I'm sure it's worth every penny (gag).
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#14 2008-08-16 14:39:03
karenw wrote:
Or you could just go ahead and throw the wedding at Disney. I'm sure it's worth every penny (gag).
I guess it shouldn't surprise anyone that enough people would want to have the most "adult" ceremony of their lives at a place that celebrates an eternal sense of child-like wonder. The same people probably get Cindy Crawford furniture from the Room Store (sorry, the commercial was on and the lifestyle metaphor was apt). I imagine this is a subset of the women who keep those "wedding albums" with dress examples, dried roses, and other bits of frippery. Such "women" never outgrew the desire to be treated like a princess at their weddings, and some so sorely lack imagination, the Disney version will do.
It would be interesting to see a story on how many of these gals turned into "bridezillas," since such antics are little more than adult tantrums. You can just imagine the tears over a wedding cake that's not frosted enough, a dress that doesn't have puffy enough sleeves, or groomsmen who aren't dressed like little mice attending to a pumpkin carriage.
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