#1 2007-10-22 00:29:14

Discuss.

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#2 2007-10-22 00:33:25

What's there to discuss?

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#3 2007-10-22 00:34:11

Ok....

Extrapolate.

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#4 2007-10-22 00:37:09

extrapolation:

Dane Cook sucks as bad as discussing how bad Dane Cook sucks.

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#5 2007-10-22 00:43:56

Ok, I'll bite. Who's Dane Cook?

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#6 2007-10-22 00:49:50

"dane cook sucks balls"

Results 1 - 10 of about 85,000 for dane cook sucks balls. (0.11 seconds)

It's logical to presume that at least some of those 170,000 balls would belong to donkeys.

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#7 2007-10-22 03:52:49

opsec wrote:

"dane cook sucks balls"

Results 1 - 10 of about 85,000 for dane cook sucks balls. (0.11 seconds)

It's logical to presume that at least some of those 170,000 balls would belong to donkeys.

Well, 15,340 of them are goat balls.

Results 1 - 10 of about 7,670 for dane cook sucks goat balls. (0.29 seconds)

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#8 2007-10-22 01:01:06

Why are we having this discussion?

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#9 2007-10-22 01:03:21

Taint wrote:

Why are we having this discussion?

Nobody forced you to post.

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#10 2007-10-22 01:05:21

sofaking wrote:

Well, 15,340 of them are goat balls.

I'm touched you researched that for me.

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#11 2007-10-22 01:37:06

Dane Cook:
http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/dc/danecook_cringehumor.jpg

It would be pointless to call him a comedian. I don't even know how he has a career. Not at all.

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#12 2007-10-22 01:38:30

XregnaR wrote:

Taint wrote:

Why are we having this discussion?

Nobody forced you to post.

Peer pressure, XregnaR, peer pressure.

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#13 2007-10-22 01:48:57

I'm baffled

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#14 2007-10-22 02:09:51

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen him in cheesy gay porn clips when I’ve been looking for messed up porn to post.  None of them were quite bad enough to make the grade as gross or ridiculous wtf porn.

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#15 2007-10-22 11:35:47

fnord wrote:

I’ve been looking for messed up porn to post.

That's too easy.

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#16 2007-10-22 17:24:52

orangeplus wrote:

fnord wrote:

I’ve been looking for messed up porn to post.

That's too easy.

If it fits into a Fritos snack bag, no one's really going to care.

MADtv's Ike Barinholtz does an impression of him that's spot on...if the point is to channel the worst improvisational humorist who ever lived, that is. Cook's act consists primarily of shouting, "guy talk," and sociological observations that Jerry Seinfeld would have scraped off his shoe. Cook presently enjoys a version of fame known as "The Carrot Top Sixteenth Minute Effect." Most people still confuse him with actor Eric Mabius and that other useless jock-type, Dan Cortese.

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