#8901 2008-08-19 07:56:28

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#8902 2008-08-19 07:57:00

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#8903 2008-08-19 07:57:22

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#8904 2008-08-19 07:57:44

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#8905 2008-08-19 07:58:04

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#8906 2008-08-19 07:58:23

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#8907 2008-08-19 07:58:46

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#8908 2008-08-19 09:12:39

That was a really nice collection there Bin. Thanks!

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#8910 2008-08-19 10:26:31

Taint wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

The following is reproduced entirely from Space Ghetto, which I just learned about and you all will love.

Um, I didn't love it. Can I have my money back?

What are you?  Some kinda fag?

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#8912 2008-08-19 12:05:37

http://www.bizarremag.com/images/front_picture_library_UK/dir_28/bizarre_magazine_14055_7.jpg

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#8913 2008-08-19 16:32:23

http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/0/collegehumor.1f7477039e316ba9db421d707a8329c0.jpg
http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/3/collegehumor.e132a6fda7394dfc65e0d8539efc760b.jpg

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#8914 2008-08-19 17:47:13

Thanks to those naked junkie chicks, I'm now sporting a 60cc chubby.

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#8918 2008-08-19 19:26:28

Banjo wrote:

Thanks to those naked junkie chicks, I'm now sporting a 60cc chubby.

Junkie chicks are hot, and it's not just the open sores I'm talkin' about. I'm partial to that glazed languorous look in their eyes myself.

But you're either shortchanging yourself or sporting a most diminutive Little Banjo, by your estimate it would take more than four of your swollen wee-wees to fill a modest teacup.

8oz = 1 cup = 250grams = 250ml = 250cc

http://xe9.xanga.com/876d5263c2533106763028/w75573656.jpg

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#8919 2008-08-19 20:18:25

"Junkie chicks are hot, and it's not just the open sores I'm talkin' about. I'm partial to that glazed languorous look in their eyes myself."

Nothing like a little Hep C to lube up the love stick...

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#8920 2008-08-19 20:32:24

lechero wrote:

Banjo wrote:

Thanks to those naked junkie chicks, I'm now sporting a 60cc chubby.

Junkie chicks are hot, and it's not just the open sores I'm talkin' about. I'm partial to that glazed languorous look in their eyes myself.

But you're either shortchanging yourself or sporting a most diminutive Little Banjo, by your estimate it would take more than four of your swollen wee-wees to fill a modest teacup.

8oz = 1 cup = 250grams = 250ml = 250cc

http://xe9.xanga.com/876d5263c253310676 … 573656.jpg

Yes! When you see it through the eyes of a teacup, you are correct. However, I was staying in the spirit of the junkie theme. The 60cc syringe is the grand daddy of syringes. Their only use is for marinating briskets, knocking out rhinos and injecting Hillary Clinton's spider veins with saline.

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/415_60cc.jpg

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#8921 2008-08-19 20:36:55

lechero wrote:

http://xe9.xanga.com/876d5263c2533106763028/w75573656.jpg

David Duchovny?!

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#8922 2008-08-19 20:49:23

Zookeeper wrote:

David Duchovny?!

Yes indeed.  I had that copied to my hard drive before you could say "best use of a teacup ever."

He's not bad these days, but in his heyday 15+ years ago he was the hottest Jew-boy who ever lived.

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#8923 2008-08-19 20:55:10

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#8924 2008-08-19 21:17:17

Speaking of good-looking men, Phelps isn't one.  I finally saw some decent photos of him today (I've been avoiding Olympic coverage like it was Ebola.  I hate that shit) and his body, being a swimmer's body, is a thing of beauty; but that face
http://www.mollygood.com/wp/docs/2008/08/phelpssicover2.jpg
has just about everything wrong with it that a face can have.  Boy's a three-bagger at least.

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#8925 2008-08-19 21:25:47

George Orr wrote:

Speaking of good-looking men, Phelps isn't one.  I finally saw some decent photos of him today (I've been avoiding Olympic coverage like it was Ebola.  I hate that shit) and his body, being a swimmer's body, is a thing of beauty; but that face
http://www.mollygood.com/wp/docs/2008/0 … cover2.jpg
has just about everything wrong with it that a face can have.  Boy's a three-bagger at least.

So those are medals, huh? I saw that pic earlier today, but it was much smaller. I thought he had on a halter top.

God's getting lazy. He used the same ugly stick on Phelps as he did on both Peyton AND Eli Manning.

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#8926 2008-08-19 21:37:05

Banjo wrote:

God's getting lazy. He used the same ugly stick on Phelps as he did on both Peyton AND Eli Manning.

I don't know from athletes, so I did a search.

Eli's not TOO bad...
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2023/2244826082_203b402072.jpg?v=0

but good Gawd, y'all:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2082/1976058040_aab6e11e1a.jpg?v=0

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#8927 2008-08-19 21:37:58

Taint wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

The following is reproduced entirely from Space Ghetto, which I just learned about and you all will love.

Um, I didn't love it. Can I have my money back?

Every penny of it.

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#8928 2008-08-19 21:46:23

George Orr wrote:

Banjo wrote:

God's getting lazy. He used the same ugly stick on Phelps as he did on both Peyton AND Eli Manning.

I don't know from athletes, so I did a search.

Eli's not TOO bad...
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2023/224 … 72.jpg?v=0

but good Gawd, y'all:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2082/197 … 1a.jpg?v=0

Eli's "post-ugly stick/pre-extreme makeover" era.

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/415_eli.jpg

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#8929 2008-08-19 21:46:29

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/430_beer.jpg

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/430_bostitch_1950_accident_1.jpg

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/430_smoke.jpg

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/430_chef.jpg

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/430_atom.jpg

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/430_gay.jpg

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/430_meat.jpg

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/430_mars.jpg

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/430_pwr.jpg

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/430_meeeeat.jpg

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/430_snow.jpg

Moar.

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#8930 2008-08-19 22:47:37

George Orr wrote:

Speaking of good-looking men, Phelps isn't one.  I finally saw some decent photos of him today (I've been avoiding Olympic coverage like it was Ebola.  I hate that shit) and his body, being a swimmer's body, is a thing of beauty; but that face
http://www.mollygood.com/wp/docs/2008/0 … cover2.jpg
has just about everything wrong with it that a face can have.  Boy's a three-bagger at least.

The boy needs to grow a beard, it seems what fugly's do to cover Gawd's mistakes...

OTOH.... Athletes?  I'll take em from Paraguay...

Olympic Camel Toe Moment 2



More at the site....

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#8931 2008-08-19 23:06:21

Taint wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

The following is reproduced entirely from Space Ghetto, which I just learned about and you all will love.

Um, I didn't love it. Can I have my money back?

What's not to love? My only problem with the site is, it sets the bar so HIGH. Who can top pictures of women doing the lower creatures on the food chain?

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#8932 2008-08-19 23:10:01

Banjo wrote:

George Orr wrote:

Speaking of good-looking men, Phelps isn't one.  I finally saw some decent photos of him today (I've been avoiding Olympic coverage like it was Ebola.  I hate that shit) and his body, being a swimmer's body, is a thing of beauty; but that face
http://www.mollygood.com/wp/docs/2008/0 … cover2.jpg
has just about everything wrong with it that a face can have.  Boy's a three-bagger at least.

So those are medals, huh? I saw that pic earlier today, but it was much smaller. I thought he had on a halter top.

God's getting lazy. He used the same ugly stick on Phelps as he did on both Peyton AND Eli Manning.

Phelps need to use his endorsement money to buy a new face from a Hollywood plastic surgeon.

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#8933 2008-08-19 23:53:39

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#8934 2008-08-20 00:16:38

whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:

scarydog wrote:

After seeing women making out with bloody, gut-spilling seafood, frogs, and other lifeforms in previous posts, all other subject matter seems benign. Even zombies. [sigh]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3002/276 … ccf3_o.jpg

Well, at least they blurred the cooters.

Just think, if they hadn't blurred the pusses, the photos might have been OBSCENE. hahahh

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#8935 2008-08-20 00:29:11

sic

Spirit of Olympics...

http://i37.tinypic.com/51eb11.jpg

http://i36.tinypic.com/25ptmht.jpg

http://i36.tinypic.com/286tr2a.jpg

http://i34.tinypic.com/bhhhlf.jpg

http://i34.tinypic.com/fxdq3s.jpg

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#8936 2008-08-20 00:30:55

scarydog wrote:

whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:

scarydog wrote:

After seeing women making out with bloody, gut-spilling seafood, frogs, and other lifeforms in previous posts, all other subject matter seems benign. Even zombies. [sigh]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3002/276 … ccf3_o.jpg

Well, at least they blurred the cooters.

Just think, if they hadn't blurred the pusses, the photos might have been OBSCENE. hahahh

Did they blur the cooters or did we subconsciously blur them ourselves? We may never know.

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#8937 2008-08-20 00:32:20

Banjo wrote:

Did they blur the cooters or did we subconsciously blur them ourselves? We may never know.

I just checked, and they blurred them.

Clorox eyedrops ftw.

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#8938 2008-08-20 02:07:09

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#8939 2008-08-20 03:40:28

George Orr wrote:

Zookeeper wrote:

David Duchovny?!

Yes indeed.  I had that copied to my hard drive before you could say "best use of a teacup ever."

He's not bad these days, but in his heyday 15+ years ago he was the hottest Jew-boy who ever lived.

I'd drink from that tea cup.

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#8940 2008-08-20 05:31:42

one lump or two?

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#8941 2008-08-20 06:14:13

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#8942 2008-08-20 06:16:18

Ain't we got fun?

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#8943 2008-08-20 06:25:53

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#8944 2008-08-20 06:35:28

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#8945 2008-08-20 09:49:12

Taint wrote:

George Orr wrote:

Zookeeper wrote:


David Duchovny?!

Yes indeed.  I had that copied to my hard drive before you could say "best use of a teacup ever."

He's not bad these days, but in his heyday 15+ years ago he was the hottest Jew-boy who ever lived.

I'd drink from that tea cup.

Yeah, but you'll have to pull Tea Leoni from that pole first...

http://i38.tinypic.com/351d9tx.jpg

Now I'm sporting wood.

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#8946 2008-08-20 13:32:24

Banjo wrote:

Eli's "post-ugly stick/pre-extreme makeover" era.

Seems like the tide turns pretty quickly on Phelps. And I was just noticing, on the pic I linked above, that his jacket reads "MIHCAEL." Duh.

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2008/08/82392704.jpg

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#8947 2008-08-20 14:18:17

whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:

Yeah, but you'll have to pull Tea Leoni from that pole first...

http://i38.tinypic.com/351d9tx.jpg

Now I'm sporting wood.

I would so let DD go all ghey on me if it was the only way to hit that.

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#8949 2008-08-20 15:55:08

Oh, thanks, Toe. I was just getting ready to log off after an upbeat, cheery entry and you've gone and posted that. I may have to look at the kitteh thread now.

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#8950 2008-08-20 16:15:47

http://strawberryfieldsforever.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/munchkins2.jpg

Needs to be a banner.

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