#1 2008-08-21 13:37:06
Well I'm a runnin' down the road tryin' to loosen my load...
Hahaha! Many of these were Mr. Sofie's dad's clients.
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#2 2008-08-21 16:08:02
I knew Sharona... she liked nothing better to sit with her legs wide apart at parties without panties. She was a nut job in every social situation....
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#3 2008-08-21 16:24:04
I'm sorry but this post is uncharacteristically lame. The article is extremely lazy. Where, for instance, is "Orgasm Addict" by The Buzzcocks? Where is "Love Comes in Spurts" by Richard Hell and the Voidoids? Or any of the other many captivating musical stylings of my youth? Or even "I Touch Myself" by DiVinyls?
I'm sorry, but it made me irritable. That picture of The Knack came up on my screen, and a quarter-century-old bolus of utter loathing welled up into my throat and surprised the hell out of me. I'd forgotten they'd existed. Being reminded like that has nearly ruined my day.
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#4 2008-08-21 18:14:47
Come the fuck on, Houston Press. "People think I'm insane because I am browning all the time". Fuck them, what does that even mean? Fuck me, if they're going to use Sabbath lyrics, use something really disturbing like Electric Funeral or Hand Of Doom. They are trying to ruin my past.
Edited to add that the lyric isn't "browning" but "frowning all the time, dunt dunt dunt dunt dunt dunt dunt dunt dunt dunt dunt dunt dunt dunt dunt dunt dunt dunt dunt dunt dunt dunt duh".
Last edited by nfidelbastard (2008-08-21 19:58:29)
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#5 2008-08-21 19:00:08
nfidelbastard wrote:
Come the fuck on, Houston Press. "People think I'm insane because I am browning all the time". Fuck them, what does that even mean? Fuck me, if they're going to use Sabbath lyrics, use something really disturbing like Electric Funeral or Hand Of Doom. They are trying to ruin my past.
Ozzy wrote:
"Son, son, you've gone too far. 'Cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you do." Yeeeeeaaaaaaaah!
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#6 2008-08-21 19:58:09
Here's a little something from a God to a slave,
I never should of been let out the fucking microwave!
We're on this planet and we're running a muck,
I should give a shit but I don't give a fuck!
Ever since I was a scumdog, I blew a cum-wad.
I need a mother-fucking suckadickalickalog!
Burning a mall or two, blowing the load I spew.
You don't wanna fucking fuck me? I'll Fuck you!
This is your ass, and I'm in it.
My man Sexy will fuck you up in a minute.
With an axe, sword, mace, pike your limbless.
Then I'll fuck your ass till its rimless!
Chorus:
Oh! You humans always screaming!
Oh! As you suckle on my semen!
Oh! And the shit is always steamin'
A drunk, a pervert, a junkie and a sodimizer.
But you can call me the salaminizer
I NEED MORE! I NEED MORE! I NEED MORE!
Give unto give unto give unto give unto
My life is a luxury, so filled with hate.
I got fifty slaves heaping maggots on my plate.
From my fortress in Antarctica I watch the world die
On my Sony Trinitron that's switched to channel 5.
Back on the road, its no lie....
Stupid fucking humans pay money to die!
Crushed in the pit, nailed to the stage
I only suck the souls that are underage.
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#7 2008-08-21 20:00:29
Gigi FTW.
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#8 2008-08-21 20:14:15
If we're gonna do this thing: Listen
Freaking at the Freaker's Ball
by Dr Hook
Well there's gonna be a freakers ball
Tonight at the freakers hall
And you know, you're invited one and all
Come on babies grease your lips
Grab your hats and swing your hips
Don't forget to bring your whips
We're going to the freakers ball
Blow your whistle and bang your gong
Roll up something to take along
It feels so good it must be wrong
We're freakin at the freakers ball
Where all the fags and the dykes they're boogyin' together
The leather freaks are dressed in all kinds of leather
The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too
Screaming "Please hit me, and I'll hit you"
The FBI are dancing with the junkies
All the straights, are swinging with the funkies
Across the floor and up the wall
We're freakin at the freakers ball
Yall, we're freakin at the freakers ball
Everybody's kissing each other
Brother with sister, son with mother
Smear my body up with butter
Take me to the freakers ball
Pass that roach please and pour the wine
I'll kiss yours if you'll kiss mine
I'm gonna boogie till i go blind
We're freakin at the freakers ball
White ones, black ones, yellow ones, red ones
Necrophiliacs looking for dead ones
The greatest of the sadist and the masochists too
Screaming "Please hit me, and I'll hit you"
Everybody's ballin' in batches
Pyromaniacs striking matches
I'm gonna itch me where it scratches
Freaking at the freakers ball
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#9 2008-08-22 16:19:45
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#10 2008-08-23 01:52:19
orangeplus wrote:
WESLEY CRUSHER...HOT.
An old and delightfully disturbed friend of mine from NYC used to do this whole TNG sexcapade in Picardese. "Worf...you're my...Number One...To the bridge...newwd...Engage" was the 'rough trade' aspect of his monologue.
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