#2 2008-08-22 16:33:54

Ok.. That's fuckin' cruel.

If ever there was a place more in need of terrorist attention... It would be New Jersey.

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#3 2008-08-22 19:37:16

Fatty got served!

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#4 2008-08-23 02:23:25

fnord wrote:

Fatty got served!

Typical ex ball kween. Once Madonna did 'Vogue,' you see, it put a lot of tiyad bitches outta wurk. House of Xtravaganza this is not. You should have been tipped off by the bloated ex-fratboy in the Queer as Folk tee.

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#6 2008-08-23 14:04:22

pALEPHx wrote:

Typical ex ball kween. House of Xtravaganza

OK, educate me. What are these things of which you speak?

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#7 2008-08-23 14:35:00

ah297900 wrote:

pALEPHx wrote:

Typical ex ball kween. House of Xtravaganza

OK, educate me. What are these things of which you speak?

For real. I don't speak "feather spitter".

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#8 2008-08-23 14:41:00

pALEPHx wrote:

House of Xtravaganza

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Nice.

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#9 2008-08-23 19:10:49

ptah13 wrote:

For real. I don't speak "feather spitter".

That's a new one on me, as well. Vogue balls or ball queens are a late 20th century phenomenon, mostly inner city, and chiefly centered in New York (though I believe other cities developed their own underground). For reference, see (or read about) the film Paris Is Burning. It partly explains what is occurring in the video.

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#10 2008-08-23 19:25:09

pALEPHx wrote:

ptah13 wrote:

For real. I don't speak "feather spitter".

That's a new one on me, as well.

I believe, though I am not sure, that feather spitter is the logical follow-up to pillow biter.

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#11 2008-08-23 20:14:08

George Orr wrote:

pALEPHx wrote:

ptah13 wrote:

For real. I don't speak "feather spitter".

That's a new one on me, as well.

I believe, though I am not sure, that feather spitter is the logical follow-up to pillow biter.

Not to be confused with the lint swallower.

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#12 2008-08-23 21:55:59

Taint wrote:

Not to be confused with the lint swallower.

Which naturally follows from rug munching. I geddit now.

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#13 2008-08-23 23:57:44

George Orr wrote:

pALEPHx wrote:

ptah13 wrote:

For real. I don't speak "feather spitter".

That's a new one on me, as well.

I believe, though I am not sure, that feather spitter is the logical follow-up to pillow biter.

Yes, like a hard-core pillow biter. (no offense, I have the highest-regard homosexuals, I watch The L Word all the time!)

Very good, class. I'll have more vocabulary lessons to come!

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#14 2008-08-24 00:06:50

pALEPHx wrote:

ptah13 wrote:

For real. I don't speak "feather spitter".

That's a new one on me, as well. Vogue balls or ball queens are a late 20th century phenomenon, mostly inner city, and chiefly centered in New York (though I believe other cities developed their own underground). For reference, see (or read about) the film Paris Is Burning. It partly explains what is occurring in the video.

Big props to you for ignoring my homophobic inneundo and answering my question....  I'm not really a homophobe, I hate everyone the same!

respekt!!!!

Actually, my ex threw a party (read: I had this party but want to blame my ex for what happened so I don't get confused for a poo-bucaroo). This guy showed up in full drag with his also-gay cousin and their friend.

This was when Madonna's Dick Tracy album was out, which was same time as Vogue, but that was off the greatest hits, all around the same time, though.

Anyway, my ex, being a big Madonna fan, was playing both albums the whole time these guys were there. In one fell swoop, I got my fill of "Vogue(ing)".

shudder!

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#15 2008-08-24 04:24:48

ptah13 wrote:

Anyway, my ex, being a big Madonna fan, was playing both albums the whole time these guys were there. In one fell swoop, I got my fill of "Vogue(ing)".

At roughly the same time (summer of '90, I believe), I kept time with a slightly preppier crowd, but the concurrent phenomena of Paris... and Madonna trying to act was enough to encourage me to shoplift about half a dozen of those sluttier-than-Barbie "Breathless Mahoney" dolls from the local mall store in Albany, NY. These were primarily distributed among the fanboiz, but one was kept to serve as a pull-chain for an overhead light in my apartment bedroom. You gave her a roundhouse slap and she'd twirl around by the neck, with the light flashing on and off. I would often do this while saying, "Vogue now, bitch. Vogue now." She was later transformed into a bong.

http://www.madonnacatalog.com/tracy/bmdoll.jpg

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#16 2008-08-24 04:32:01

pALEPHx wrote:

She was later transformed into a bong.

I saw that in Martha Stewart Living, too.

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#17 2008-08-25 09:33:30

Where are the "after dark outtakes"?

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