I just sent them this friendly note:

"Dear Chairman Hall:

Thank you for your introduction of greeting cards that more accurately reflect the diversity of day to day experiences of Americans. We all have significant moments in our lives we wish to share with those we love, and I'm pleased to see that Hallmark recognizes that."

I also sent a letter praising Hallmark.  Fucking religious quacks...why aren't they out feeding the poor or something instead of worrying about who's sticking a dick in someone else's ass.

Dear Chairman Hall:

I am delighted that Hallmark is promoting awareness and dignity among its diverse customer base. There was a time Hallmark told us to send the very best.  Now I am glad to see you mean this for every human. Good job. American Greeting Cards, your competitor, will not be getting my business, as they have refused to take such a wise and compassionate stand as yourself.

I also marked that I'm a pastor, for good measure. I wish the AFA actually paid the price of a stamp for each of these. I know several thousand people who could help bankrupt them on postage alone.

All aboard the Fundie Spam Train! Wooo Wooo!