#1 2007-10-21 21:42:21

Someone has finally hit the REPORT key. Congratulations anonymous poster, you are the first to officially bitch about something.

Rest assured that the management of High-Street is taking your complaint under advisement. However, due to the nature of your complaint and the particular vehemence you reserve for the accused, we would like you to know we laughed pretty damn hard.

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#2 2007-10-21 21:44:38

What was the complaint?

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#3 2007-10-21 21:52:38

It castigated certain material posted on this site, alleging redundancy and general lack of quality.  These are weighty matters, and the management must ponder it's need for recourse.  Accusations have been made, mud has been cast... 

You know I'm not going to tell you what or who, Dirck.

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#4 2007-10-21 22:01:37

So in keeping in the founding spirit of Cruel did you tell them to fuck themselves?

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#5 2007-10-21 22:27:28

opsec wrote:

...alleging redundancy and general lack of quality...

Without even trying to remember what I've seen here, I can list amputee porn, interspecies fucking, open wounds both festering and non-festering, and part of a Bondage Fairies comic strip, which, for me personally, never fails to induce at least a tiny bit of nausea.

And this...person, from behind the cloak of anonymity, has the gall to complain about lack of quality?!
http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/2099/saddamwtfxm1.jpg

I defy you, sir or madam, to show me a site on the Web today that can match High-Street!

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#6 2007-10-21 22:33:36

I miss LowBrow


Can that functionality be built into High-Street?

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#7 2007-10-21 22:40:13

Well, to be fair, the poster was complaining about a specific post.  Which was lame.  And a hat. 

Also, now that you children have discovered the magic button, don't abuse it.  If you have a legitimate reason to point a post out fine, but don't abuse it. The list-respondents don't want their mailboxes filling up with stupidity.

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#8 2007-10-21 22:41:57

but you didn't answer the LowBrow question

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#9 2007-10-21 22:46:10

Emmeran wrote:

but you didn't answer the LowBrow question

You are perceptive.


OK, I'll bite, what are you talking about?

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#10 2007-10-21 22:47:26

Emmeran doesn't know what he's talking about either..  Just ignore him..

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#11 2007-10-21 22:51:20

opsec wrote:

Emmeran wrote:

but you didn't answer the LowBrow question

OK, I'll bite, what are you talking about?

He's talking about the fabulous lowbrow.com, which has been moribund for more than a year.  It was a place for anonymous confessions of lowbrow behavior, and was great fun.  I used to visit daily, though I never confessed to anything (I never did anything I felt was lowbrow enough, and I was a little ashamed).

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#12 2007-10-21 23:02:53

George Orr wrote:

opsec wrote:

Emmeran wrote:

but you didn't answer the LowBrow question

OK, I'll bite, what are you talking about?

He's talking about the fabulous lowbrow.com, which has been moribund for more than a year.  It was a place for anonymous confessions of lowbrow behavior, and was great fun.  I used to visit daily, though I never confessed to anything (I never did anything I felt was lowbrow enough, and I was a little ashamed).

Thanks G.O. - LowBrow was Cruel on Steriods, confessions of real-life nastiness - god I loved it.

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#13 2007-10-21 23:06:10

Dirckman likes the idea of admitting to real life nastiness...  Dirckman is starting a new thread....

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#14 2007-10-21 23:14:44

dirckman wrote:

Dirckman likes the idea of admitting to real life nastiness...  Dirckman is starting a new thread....

Dirckman is in real life Bob Dole.

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#15 2007-10-21 23:19:21

Try the Way Back machine to sample bits of LowBrow - anonomity is sometimes a wonderful thing:

http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://lowbrow.com

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#16 2007-10-22 00:00:56

I wasn't familiar with Lowbrow, but it does look pretty good.

I'll ask one of the real geeks if we could have some feature to do something like this... it's basically just anon posting.

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#17 2007-10-22 01:19:59

Great. Just what we needed. "Post-Report Secrets"

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#19 2007-10-22 02:15:36

pALEPHx wrote:

Great. Just what we needed. "Post-Report Secrets"

Post Secrets are mostly bland post-pubesecent anxeity shit.  I don't want to hear that you think you fucked your friend over, I want to know exactly what you did and how much you enjoyed it.

LowBrow was the master site - it was my home page - it was the lubricant to my wank.

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#20 2007-10-22 16:13:27

Emmeran wrote:

Post Secrets are mostly bland post-pubesecent anxeity shit.

I never implied otherwise.

Really tho, if you're such a jaded little hate monkey, then I encourage you to find and share material of comparable debauch and depravity. It would be a far, far better thing to do [than to continue sniping at the other monkeys who work so hard to keep you amused]. If you're going to pick my nits, at least get a YouTube vid in here of you eating them. They're full of yummy protein.

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#21 2007-10-22 16:36:31

WTF?  Ops, why the hell didn't I hear about this?  Aren't a moderator?  Don't I get to see this shit?  WTF???????

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#22 2007-10-22 16:59:01

Shame that lowbrow has dropped a format that will never go out of style, I see a viable idea that would be apropos for the new cruel.

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#23 2007-10-22 17:03:20

I have been fucking my friends wife for 3 months for revenge because he borrowed my drill and won't give it  back. His family is in total chaos. I think they are getting a divorce. She told him there was somebody else. (I don't know if its me or not.)

Dude should have given me back my drill.

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#24 2007-10-22 17:16:36

Johnny Rotten wrote:

Shame that lowbrow has dropped a format that will never go out of style, I see a viable idea that would be apropos for the new cruel.

We're there. Devil is in the details now.

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#25 2007-10-22 17:17:21

Roger_That wrote:

WTF?  Ops, why the hell didn't I hear about this?  Aren't a moderator?  Don't I get to see this shit?  WTF???????

No, you're an administrator, which means you can add yourself to the shitlist any time you like.

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#26 2007-10-22 17:20:20

opsec wrote:

No, you're an administrator, which means you can add yourself to the shitlist any time you like.

I did it for her because Wogga's such poor, helpless girl. Give her a hand with the marinara, will you?

edit: fucking pronouns and articles, I hate 'em!

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#27 2007-10-22 18:24:20

RT wrote:

WTF?  Ops, why the hell didn't I hear about this?  Aren't a moderator?  Don't I get to see this shit?  WTF???????

Personally, I think that any reports submitted should be posted as a new thread so that we can all point and laugh at the complainant; But, hey, that's just me.

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#28 2007-10-22 18:32:15

opsec wrote:

Roger_That wrote:

WTF?  Ops, why the hell didn't I hear about this?  Aren't a moderator?  Don't I get to see this shit?  WTF???????

No, you're an administrator, which means you can add yourself to the shitlist any time you like.

Yes, but I didn't know there *was* a shitlist.

Btw, Pat... SUCK MY ASSHOLE!  smarty pants....

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#29 2007-10-22 18:37:00

choad wrote:

opsec wrote:

No, you're an administrator, which means you can add yourself to the shitlist any time you like.

I did it for her because Wogga's such poor, helpless girl. Give her a hand with the marinara, will you?

edit: fucking pronouns and articles, I hate 'em!

You'd better stop Mr.

NO MARINARA FOR YOU!

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#30 2007-10-22 19:40:05

If I supply the marinara, will I get a pic of RT's toes?

PLEEEEEEEEEZE?????

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#31 2007-10-23 09:05:56

Decadence wrote:

Personally, I think that any reports submitted should be posted as a new thread so that we can all point and laugh at the complainant; But, hey, that's just me.

No, it's not.

I guess my day wasn't successful if the same three people haven't tried to have me banned, yet. If a miscreant thinks you "don't fit in," does that mean you're really being too normal?

Personally, I don't get the point of the Report feature here at all. If you can't object/complain/rant openly, and are too stupid to figure out how the PM system works, then why  the hell are you even here? My favorites always came from lurkers (not 'The') and assorted ne'er-do-well trolls who don't contribute otherwise.

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#32 2007-10-23 12:20:10

The report feature is to report spammers primarily.

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#33 2007-10-23 13:06:07

orangeplus wrote:

The report feature is to report spammers primarily.

If you report really, really good posts - even your own - your username goes on the front page.

Ok, big whoop. Please consider it, though.

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#34 2007-10-23 13:12:21

"My favorites always came from lurkers (not 'The') and assorted ne'er-do-well trolls who don't contribute otherwise."

durrrrr eh rrrrrrrrrrr

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#35 2007-10-23 16:44:10

sissy wrote:

If I supply the marinara, will I get a pic of RT's toes?

PLEEEEEEEEEZE?????

Damn, first a tiger sighting and now sissy!  Where the hell have you been?

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#36 2007-10-23 16:57:09

scsotdc wrote:

Damn, first a tiger sighting and now sissy!  Where the hell have you been?

Been spending almost more time in NY than home.  This week I'm in London, letting customers drill me a new vagina.  (I'm too old for two 15-hour days in a row.)

High Street looks kinda homey.  Hopefully not as physically addictive as crack tho - I don't have time for that shit.

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