My boy (turns 11 today) knows how to drive thanks to Mr. Sofie. He also knows where to go in case of a civil disaster (Nellis Air Force Base), and has been given the OK to get there however he's gotta (as in steal a car or hitchhike). He's a bright dude.

If I still even drank, he'd be far more likely to offer to drive for me. But I have never driven drunk in my life. Only stoned and gakked out. I'm a great driver, but not good enough to pull it off drunk. We have plenty of cabs.

My friend Katerina tapes our cabdriver Gloria (a friend of Mr. Sofie's) in secret whenever she goes out. Check it out:

http://en.sevenload.com/videos/nWMXZHS/ … arried-men