#101 2008-09-01 22:00:39
orangeplus wrote:
I blew that pic up real big to see the how the color blends with the background, particularly around her hair. If it's a 'shop, it's really good. I recommend you's to do's the same and come to your own conclusions.
Hell, gun totting, flag bikini-wearing, MILF hanging out by a nasty pool with Schlitz swigging smoker boys? She's Clinton reborn, Bill Clinton.
Naw, Clinton was too smart to leave around photographic evidence.
Offline
#102 2008-09-01 22:44:02
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Zookeeper wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
I'm struggling with ADD today so I may have missed it but there doesn't seem to be anything to do with seceding from the union in the Alaskan Independence Party's platform.
The Alaskan Independence Party's goal is the vote we were entitled to in 1958, one choice from among the following four alternatives:
1) Remain a Territory.
2) Become a separate and Independent Nation.
3) Accept Commonwealth status.
4) Become a State.
The call for this vote is in furtherance of the dream of the Alaskan Independence Party's founding father, Joe Vogler, which was for Alaskans to achieve independence under a minimal government, fully responsive to the people, promoting a peaceful and lawful means of resolving differences.
Thanks for the enlightenment. I doubt she's personally a separatist. More likely she's a typical political whore who will kiss up to any group if it has a minimum measure of clout in her state and at least 10% shared values.
Offline
#103 2008-09-01 22:48:22
tojo2000 wrote:
Naw, Clinton was too smart to leave around photographic evidence.
Offline
#104 2008-09-01 23:01:46
tj2K wrote:
In general the BBCode IMG tags will be converted to links on quoting.
Thanks again tojo. To me, advanced computing skills are indistinguishable from magic.
orangeplus wrote:
Hell, gun totting, flag bikini-wearing, MILF
Maybe some of you gun nuts out there will school me, but it looks like a pellet rifle. And her finger is on the trigger.
Offline
#105 2008-09-01 23:19:14
orangeplus wrote:
tojo2000 wrote:
Naw, Clinton was too smart to leave around photographic evidence.
Well you have to give him some props. It came out in Monica's testmony that he did try his hardest not to leave any evidence behind. Apparently it took her months of work till he allowed himself to come in her mouth. And being the nice jewish girl she was she couldn't even show him the courtesy to swallow.
Offline
#106 2008-09-01 23:25:57
phoQ wrote:
And her finger is on the trigger.
Hey! don't you go spreading ugly rumors about the veep in waiting. Her finger is fully extended and outside the trigger guard. That GILF knows her stuff.
Offline
#107 2008-09-02 00:00:51
Offline
#108 2008-09-02 00:45:24
Offline
#109 2008-09-02 01:08:47
jesusluvspegging wrote:
[flowchart that tells unbelievable story]
Is this for real?!
Offline
#110 2008-09-02 01:18:17
George Orr wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
[flowchart that tells unbelievable story]
Is this for real?!
Gov. Palin's opted to board a jet from Dallas in April while about to deliver a child. Gov. Palin, who was eight months pregnant, says she felt a few contractions shortly before she was to give a keynote speech to an energy summit of governors in Dallas. But she says she went ahead with it after her doctor in Alaska advised her to put her feet up to rest. "I was not going to miss that speech," she says.
She rushed so quickly from the podium afterwards that Texas Gov. Rick Perry nervously asked if she was about to deliver the baby then. She made it to the airport, and gave birth hours after landing in Anchorage to Trig, who is diagnosed with Down Syndrome. "Maybe they shouldn't have let me fly, but I wasn't showing much so they didn't know," she says.
Offline
#111 2008-09-02 01:19:46
jesusluvspegging wrote:
I think this was just her own way of back-dooring an abortion. She figured if she held it in long enough, it'd just die.
Offline
#112 2008-09-02 02:16:09
jesusluvspegging wrote:
George Orr wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
[flowchart that tells unbelievable story]
Is this for real?!
Gov. Palin's opted to board a jet from Dallas in April while about to deliver a child. Gov. Palin, who was eight months pregnant, says she felt a few contractions shortly before she was to give a keynote speech to an energy summit of governors in Dallas. But she says she went ahead with it after her doctor in Alaska advised her to put her feet up to rest. "I was not going to miss that speech," she says.
She rushed so quickly from the podium afterwards that Texas Gov. Rick Perry nervously asked if she was about to deliver the baby then. She made it to the airport, and gave birth hours after landing in Anchorage to Trig, who is diagnosed with Down Syndrome. "Maybe they shouldn't have let me fly, but I wasn't showing much so they didn't know," she says.
Hmm, I don't see anything in the story that talks about when her water broke, like in the chart?
Did the chart come from MSNBC, by any chance?
I remember when the ex was 8 mos preggo and had false labor. Her doctor told her to lay down and, low and behold baby was born on schedule approximately a month later.
I read this story and see nothing more than normal behavior. Then look how the chart distorts the whole thing by claiming the water broke? Again, sounds like a MSNBC stunt to me!
I guess most guys don't realize that a "few contractions" and "water broke" are two completely different scenarios....
Offline
#113 2008-09-02 02:23:31
ptah13 wrote:
Did the chart come from MSNBC, by any chance?
MSNBC would have spelled "gladiator" correctly. Way to ruin an otherwise amusing flowchart.
Offline
#114 2008-09-02 02:32:02
pALEPHx wrote:
ptah13 wrote:
Did the chart come from MSNBC, by any chance?
MSNBC would have spelled "gladiator" correctly. Way to ruin an otherwise amusing flowchart.
My bad, my hommie. You have to admit, 1/2 the guys here would have never made the connection between "contraction" and "water broke".
You gotta respekt my observationalizam skillz.
Offline
#115 2008-09-02 02:38:20
ptah13 wrote:
Did the chart come from MSNBC, by any chance?
Nah, I picked it up from some BS website.
I don't care how few of these rumors about Palin are true, I'm having fun watching them spread.
Last edited by jesusluvspegging (2008-09-02 02:38:32)
Offline
#116 2008-09-02 02:49:07
jesusluvspegging wrote:
ptah13 wrote:
Did the chart come from MSNBC, by any chance?
Nah, I picked it up from some BS website.
I don't care how few of these rumors about Palin are true, I'm having fun watching them spread.
I'm waiting for the midget porn to show up.....
Offline
#117 2008-09-02 03:06:18
jesusluvspegging wrote:
ptah13 wrote:
Did the chart come from MSNBC, by any chance?
Nah, I picked it up from some BS website.
I don't care how few of these rumors about Palin are true, I'm having fun watching them spread.
This one has been confirmed and is not disputed as far as I know. She hasn't tried to explain why she would have her water break and then wait three hours, give a speech, and then try to fly back home, not telling the airline that she'd already started down the baby bandwagon. That was one of the reasons why the rumors that it was her daughter's baby started; what reason could there be for such irresponsible behavior?'
I do understand why she hasn't tried to explain herself, though. It's a bit like the old question about answering when you stopped beating your wife. If she answers something like "I wanted my baby to be born in the country of Alaska", then the media would be all over that.
One thing not mentioned by that flowchart is that once she went to a hospital they ended up inducing labor in order to deliver the baby. Nobody outside of the family knows if there was some issue that was discovered that made that necessary, but in general inducing premature birth isn't done unless there's something suspected to be wrong.
Offline
#118 2008-09-02 03:21:21
Flowcharts are the new black.
Offline
#119 2008-09-02 06:14:15
tojo2000 wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
ptah13 wrote:
Did the chart come from MSNBC, by any chance?
Nah, I picked it up from some BS website.
I don't care how few of these rumors about Palin are true, I'm having fun watching them spread.This one has been confirmed and is not disputed as far as I know. She hasn't tried to explain why she would have her water break and then wait three hours, give a speech, and then try to fly back home, not telling the airline that she'd already started down the baby bandwagon. That was one of the reasons why the rumors that it was her daughter's baby started; what reason could there be for such irresponsible behavior?'
I do understand why she hasn't tried to explain herself, though. It's a bit like the old question about answering when you stopped beating your wife. If she answers something like "I wanted my baby to be born in the country of Alaska", then the media would be all over that.
One thing not mentioned by that flowchart is that once she went to a hospital they ended up inducing labor in order to deliver the baby. Nobody outside of the family knows if there was some issue that was discovered that made that necessary, but in general inducing premature birth isn't done unless there's something suspected to be wrong.
Why is it that no credible news source will report that her water broke if it really happened?
Offline
#120 2008-09-02 07:30:41
ptah13 wrote:
Why is it that no credible news source will report that her water broke if it really happened?
Why is it that you ask questions like this without consulting the Google? http://www.ktuu.com/global/story.asp?s=8194634
Offline
#121 2008-09-02 07:47:27
ptah13 wrote:
Why is it that no credible news source will report that her water broke if it really happened?
The buzz in teh internets is that Rcade created the flowchart! And it was a Fox news pundit quoting from The Anchorage Daily News story about her leaky exploits.
Now don't you look silly PTah? Ranting aginst liberal media boogeyman all the while taking your only source from a Rupert Murdoch empire trophy paper (WSJ).
Auto-edited on 2020-08-02 to update URLs
Last edited by Johnny_Rotten (2008-09-02 08:11:20)
Offline
#122 2008-09-02 07:58:34
Looks like the Republicans are still having problems with what did you know and when did you know it. Won't they ever learn?
Edit: In a related story, the talking heads on Fox News just said that Palin was not formally vetted and would underego the standard review by the FBI.
Last edited by Johnny_Rotten (2008-09-02 08:13:07)
Offline
#123 2008-09-02 08:44:01
jesusluvspegging wrote:
I don't care how few of these rumors about Palin are true, I'm having fun watching them spread.
**munches popcorn**
Offline
#124 2008-09-02 09:22:03
tojo2000 wrote:
ptah13 wrote:
Why is it that no credible news source will report that her water broke if it really happened?
Why is it that you ask questions like this without consulting the Google? http://www.ktuu.com/global/story.asp?s=8194634
I was just waiting for someone to give a NBC affiliate as an example....
hehehehe
Offline
#125 2008-09-02 11:41:57
#126 2008-09-02 13:22:23
ptah13 wrote:
You gotta respekt my observationalizam skillz.
Preggo props, homey. Fo shizzle.
Offline
#127 2008-09-02 13:43:48
ptah13 wrote:
tojo2000 wrote:
ptah13 wrote:
Why is it that no credible news source will report that her water broke if it really happened?
Why is it that you ask questions like this without consulting the Google? http://www.ktuu.com/global/story.asp?s=8194634
I was just waiting for someone to give a NBC affiliate as an example....
hehehehe
If you want question the reporter's sources you can always email her and ask: ltipton@ktuu.com. Maybe she'll come clean and admit to being part of the conspiracy to discredit Palin 4 months before McCain fingered her for VP.
Offline
#128 2008-09-02 15:02:00
#129 2008-09-02 15:16:32
Zookeeper wrote:
...McCain fingered her for VP.
Huh-huh-huh-huh...
Heh.
Offline
#130 2008-09-02 16:34:35
This just in. Campbell Brown hands McCain's mouthpiece his own ass on a platter.
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/politi … erview.cnn
In retaliation McCain refuses to do his Larry King interview... prompting CNN to rerun the segment ad nauseum to explain why.
Offline
#131 2008-09-02 17:18:47
badperson wrote:
This just in. Campbell Brown hands McCain's mouthpiece his own ass on a platter.
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/politi … erview.cnn
In retaliation McCain refuses to do his Larry King interview... prompting CNN to rerun the segment ad nauseum to explain why.
That was beautiful. Campbell Brown should be VP.
Offline
#132 2008-09-02 17:45:28
badperson wrote:
This just in. Campbell Brown hands McCain's mouthpiece his own ass on a platter.
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/politi … erview.cnn
Wow. If I didn't know better, I'd think CNN was putting actual journalists onscreen. Imagine--persisting in an attempt to get a straight answer to a simple question.
Offline
#133 2008-09-03 00:51:30
#134 2008-09-03 01:05:53
#135 2008-09-03 01:29:57
Zookeeper wrote:
McCain fingered her.
Ahhh, so that's how she got the job.
Offline
#136 2008-09-03 01:36:39
That's just fuckin' mean. Naming the kid "Trig," knowing full-well he'll probably never master it. Makes you wonder how little musical or plumbing skill Piper has, or how much of a fat-ass Willow is doomed to grow up to be.
Offline
#137 2008-09-03 02:09:22
#138 2008-09-03 02:10:31
Zookeeper wrote:
orangeplus wrote:
http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1051519/Proud-f----redneck-The-teenager-expecting-baby-Sarah-Palins-17-year-old-daughter.html
sweetSomehow I don't think this is his real page. Anyone able to locate the real thing (assuming it's still up)?
It got yanked yesterday morning.... This page is funny, but sad...
Offline
#139 2008-09-03 02:34:30
Here's a good piece in the NYT about Palin, detailing her tenure as mayor of Wasilla. The Frontiersman, by the way, was one of the papers I wrote for.
Offline
#140 2008-09-03 02:38:24
Taint wrote:
one of the papers I wrote for
That should be very impressive.
Hey Taint.
Offline
#141 2008-09-03 05:03:31
#142 2008-09-03 05:19:15
Last month they were lauded by the GOP's pundits as heros for telling the stories the mainstream media refused to tell. But now the blogs are a buzz that they are just a propaganda arm of the Dems for their bullying of Fertilla the Huntress.
Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin attempted to quietly have her daughter Bristol get married before news of her pregnancy leaked out..
But Bristol, 17, refused to go along with the plan and that sparked a mother-daughter showdown over the failed coverup...
The ultra-conservative governor’s announcement about her daughter’s pregnancy came hours after The ENQUIRER informed her representatives and family members of Levi Johnston, the father of Bristol’s child, that we were aware of the pregnancy and were going to break the news.
Last edited by Johnny_Rotten (2008-09-03 05:25:08)
Offline
#143 2008-09-03 10:11:10
whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:
That's just fuckin' mean. Naming the kid "Trig," knowing full-well he'll probably never master it. Makes you wonder how little musical or plumbing skill Piper has, or how much of a fat-ass Willow is doomed to grow up to be.
I think she named all her kids after sled dogs.
Offline
#144 2008-09-03 11:29:26
Johnny_Rotten wrote:
That's what I'll be calling her from this moment on. Thanks!
Offline
#145 2008-09-03 12:33:51
George Orr wrote:
That's what I'll be calling her from this moment on. Thanks!
Don't thank me George, thank Michelle Malkin
She has moved to an all Sara Palin, all the time format. A self appointed champion defending her from the legions of her oppressors. It looks like she stayed up nearly all of last night hammering out one pointed missive after another.
Hopefully it will pan out that that in a fit rightious rightest anger at 2:00 AM this morn she herself coined such an endearing term. Although she was using it to describe the slanders of the left.
In other developments, Fox News says that Sara's summoning of the proud babbydaddy to the campaign trail is a bridge too far for many social conservative fundie leaders. They are starting to waver off the party line on this one. Such christians can only forgive so much. Because as you know, when they finaly win the culture wars, preggo children will be best neither seen nor heard from. That's what Magdelena Laundries are for.
Last edited by Johnny_Rotten (2008-09-03 12:34:46)
Offline
#147 2008-09-03 18:47:56
jesusluvspegging wrote:
OK, that's a little one note. Someone actually erected a Blogspot page just for this joke?
Offline
#148 2008-09-03 18:49:21
Yeah, it is, but it made me laugh out loud three or four times. Yes, I know, I'm going to hell when I die.
Offline
#149 2008-09-03 20:35:30
Offline
