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The 97th time this has been posted...

FelonSpy Pages

FelonSpy Pages are completely random and fake.

So, in other words, they used the Terrorist Watch List.

pALEPHx wrote:

GooberMcNutly wrote:

So, in other words, they used the Terrorist Watch List.

No, they used the "GooberMcNutly Spams HighStreet with Ten Posts at a Time" detector. Being a fellow postwhore, it takes one to know one. See if you can linger on a topic long enough to leave more than a sentence. I dare you.

As a self proclaimed post-whore, you must know that finding the time to quickly survey the mile-wide and inch-deep nature of the thread-fest here on HS is both taxing and stimulating. Through the judicious use of the "new posts" function of the search engine as well as the miracle of tabbed browsing and the middle-button click I can quickly spawn a multitude of tabs and locate quickly to the end of each.

It would be within my capabilities to write a long and well-reasoned contribution to each and every post that I am responding to, at least the ones that both tickle my fancy and stimulate my creative juices, but I don't have the time to type so much useless fluff and I wish to spare our dear members the time of reading it.

Brevity being the soul of wit, I pride myself in my ability to distill my comments or contributions down to a minimum of syllables and strike right at the heart of the matter. I am not a politician. I am not Steven King. They get paid by the word. I am a programmer in the "real" life, my discipline preaches "less is more". I prefer haiku to sonnets, limericks to epics.

As an astute observer of my posting habit, you have also no doubt noticed that my posts are typically grouped into batches in the morning hours and a second batch in the evening. I am not fortunate enough to be able to spend my "working" hours trolling the internet for juicy tidbits for HS partisans, I must save my rhetoric and, dare I say, dry wit for the periods before work and coma state. You will also note that HS makes no mention of the total number of posts made by members, unlike many other forums, which I tip my hat to as a sound gesture. I am not trying to inflate my ranking as some kind of replacement for lack of size in a crucial body part. I am not trying to incite others to either rage or envy. I am providing my insight as part of the culture-affirming dialog that is the charter of HS.

So, in conclusion, I am who I am and I do what I do. pALEPHx, if you learn to use the technical and mental tools available to you, you might be able to find your own intersection of quality and quantity. And if you can't, you are welcome to suck the dick cheese out of my prepuce after a long sweaty bike ride in the blazing Florida sunshine.

I am so very glad that I have your permission.