I've known several women who could be brought to orgasm without direct stimulation of the genitals, so I presume this "feature" is available on all models. If a decent footrub or back massage isn't the next best path to a good O, then I'm not sure what is.

Wait a minute. Women have orgasms?

pALEPHx wrote:

Umm, I give good massages and footrubs?

You’ve known women who can get off with a back massage or foot rub?  The non-genital orgasmers I knew both relied on breast and neck stimulation.  Since they were both so incredibly nutty (one fucked her kid brother), I figured it was an isolated phenomenon.  Now I am really curious about its prevalence in the general population.  And what are you doing getting women off?

Taint wrote:

Wait a minute. Women have orgasms?

Sure. They just get theirs at Sax or Macy's.

It’s true.

Dr. Whipple wrote:

there are published reports of orgasms elicited by stimulation also of lips, hand, knee and anus occurring during dreaming sleep, of phantom limbs, from electrical or chemical stimulation of the septum, amygdala or thalamus of the brain and of the spinal cord

Now I just need to find an amputee for some phantom limb fisting.

pALEPHx wrote:

the feet (and hands) are covered with pressure points for all the internal organs

Forgive me for being skeptical, but you can touch my foot and stimulate my thymus?

Heh.  I think a few str8 guys are a bit worried by the concept of a gay man giving a woman an orgasm...

Taint wrote:

I'm worried about the concept of a gay man giving a woman an orgasm.

Don't be stingy.

phoQ wrote:

By the way, have you had a non-genital orgasm?

Nope.  The first time I had an orgasm I was about four.  The first time I had an orgasm with another person present, I was thirty-four (after a good twenty years of being sexually active).  All things considered, I'm okay with just having the genital orgasms.

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square wrote:

George Orr wrote:

The first time I had an orgasm I was about four.

Uhh, wut?

Wut what?  Small children masturbate.  Don't tell me this is news to you.

I don't know that much about development in boy-children--I know that boys can experience orgasm long before they produce ejaculate (and I've heard some hair-raising stories from guys about the first time that happened to them)--but as with many other things in life, girls get there earlier.

Last edited by George Orr (2008-09-04 00:44:12)

Sounds way too complicated. I'll stick with guys.

pALEPHx wrote:

Taint wrote:

I'm worried about the concept of a gay man giving a woman an orgasm.

Bitch, I'm only bi historically. If I needed queer props, I wouldn't force you into this corner. Regardless, I'm still quite happy to get a woman off as long as I'm massaging. It doesn't mean I'm going to DATE her (or perform the same function in a non-professional circumstance). I've had quite a few non-specifically-sexual female friends over the years since deciding on the queer motif. Getting them off has usually been a "happy accident of bodily stimulation." I wasn't sitting there memorizing how to cause orgasm from poking an inner part of their arches. It's usually the whole of the technique.

NOTE TO STRAIGHT MEN: If you want to give your wife, lover, or current female cumslave a gigantic, resounding orgasm, then you need to provide the following:

1. Create a relaxing, pleasant smelling environment (this works best if you're not currently at a truckstop).

2. Use a circumstance or opportunity when she can worry about nothing else (these are infrequent to nonexistent, so take advantage when she invites).

3. Provide a physical experience that is entirely about pleasuring her, at that moment. Try hard.

4. Now allow her to drift on her own perceptions of the event. (here come the specifics...)

5. Do not talk too much, or try to explain what you are doing. You should still seem "present" for these ministrations. (that is, don't be watchin' tv, you moron)

6. Approach areas in the small of her back or in her feet that feel naturally fleshy and resilient. Work these under your fingertips without being a deliberate, self-serving jackass.

7. Open your mind to the structure of the human body, feeling the connection of tissue and muscle.

8. Follow your perceptions of stress, gently and without attempting to rub them out as if they are cockroaches.

9. Concentrate on fanning out with your thumb, gently kneading the knots and ridges but WITHOUT trying to kill them off on the first pass.

10. Go back over relaxed areas. Since I'm not divulging specific pressure points, you're just going to have to feel for what's tense. Pretend it's an off-kilter lawnmower blade and you know exactly how much to tighten the bolt so you cut to the right height.

11. Keep focussing on these areas, but listen to the woman's breathing. There may often be no other indication of a satisfying region, but once you find this, DO NOT overwork it. This is not a magic button.

12. Work elsewhere, with equal vigor. Return to this "special area" as if you were writing a sonata or some other musical passage. If all you know is Metallica, you're doomed.

13. Watch the tensing and relaxation of other muscles. Listen to her breathing. If she's too bossy, then she'll tell you you're doing it wrong (which is almost always the case), but you should focus on doing all this slowly. Even an amateur can be improved by proceeding carefully.

14. Get her off. You've paid attention to fun stuff like bodily reaction, breathing, and vocal suggestions. Now don't rush like you're sliding into home base, and you'll be fine. Utilize the cues that she's given you and don't hit them like punchlines in a comedy routine, and you should be passably good. Build a rhythm that works with her breathing (and that means LISTEN, ASSHOLE), and you'll be the king of the bedroom.

15. This works well with music, if you lack rhythm of any other kind. Without any knowledge of classical pieces, use something from the 1980s or before that's not Whitesnake or Three Dog Night. Good luck.

#1 piece of advice I'd give to straight men who don't want to end up wearing their wives' panties and kneeling at the side of the marriage bed catching nigger-drippings on the tip of their tongues: don't take sex advice from fags.
Here's the real skinny on cunt management.
Choose your woman, and adjust your stimulus.
Personally, I like a woman who cums when I tell her to, after an hour or two of doing whatever the hell I want with her completely obedient body. I usually add a modicum of fear and/or physical pain to any sexual engagement - it heightens the experience for all involved. I'm not pretending that every woman responds to heavy treatment - but sure as hell I don't want a spoiled, self-indulgent little fag-hag who needs a (non)fucking foot massage to have an orgasm.

Oh - and hai!

Last edited by WilberCuntLicker (2008-09-04 06:06:27)

jesusluvspegging wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Oh - and hai!

Which one are you again?  You're the one who's gay, right?

I think you've mistaken me for yourself.

jesusluvspegging wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

I think you've mistaken me for yourself.

Foiled again!

Where ya been, psychonaut?  All the excessively verbose posts around here lately have been about the fucking election.  I am glad you have returned.

Now dance for me, monkey.

Up here in Canuckistan (don't come N. of the border, Yankees) we only get 2 months of real sunshine a year. You think I'm going to spend them on the fucking computer? But the rot has set...la pourriture ignoble turns all to drizzle & all to drear, & I shall no more a-wand'ring go, but henceforth turn ever to catch my shadow like the involutions of a wrathful roiling thunderhead till the sun doth shine again some day I trust it will? & sup wit u JLP? Howz dat game cummin? U had suxxex wit dat? Iz time to play?

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Oh - and hai!

Which one are you again?  You're the one who's gay, right?

I think you've mistaken me for yourself.

You all look the same to me.

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