Garrison Keillor has gotten a restraining order against a Georgia woman he claims has made telephone calls and sent him explicit e-mails and disturbing gifts, including a petrified alligator foot and dead beetles.

"I am unclear as to what the problem is," she said.

The oddest little love-offering I've ever received was a tapeworm glued to a sharp-edged tin heart that had "Be Mine" written in sharpie marker on the front.  I guess I don't attract the high-end nutjobs.