With all due respect to Ho-Street's only advertiser, the women I fuck don't like sex toys. Toys are for kids - real men bring weapons to bed.

I have to confess: I don't buy a lot in the way of sex toys or gear, but when I do, it tends to be a little more hardcore like the gear from Fort Troff, Mr. S, or Nasty Pig. Sofie has a lot of stuff but it's a bit too straight for my tastes (yes, even the gay selections).

choad wrote:

Know what I like about you guys?

Seriously, I'm asking.

Our dashing good looks and sparkling personalities?

"High-Street.org - The Web's Bitter Afterbirth, Cruel.com's squeal sequel shrine to coarse, offensive satire, the ridiculous and subslime in gene pool shallows of every race, creed, & nationality."

choad wrote:

While I got you here, high-street's only advertiser tells me not one of you cheap, twisted deviants have pleasured yourself at its world renown novelty shop and I have it on the highest authority you each need two, with or without lube, immediately.

Tag: stocking stuffer, puckerstar, biofuel, batteriesnotincluded, slowmedium&whoneedsaman

Love you.

*air kisses*

Yes, we have to hold a Dildo Drive for the High-Street Cannabis Society.

Buy something so God's Children living in the barren wastelands can get the cannabis they so desperately need.

For just the price of a dildo, you can provide nutritious cannabis for society's unconnected.

These children slave in sweatshops, manufacturing the lulz that we all take for granted.

Shouldn't you help?

No, I am A lurker, not THE Lurker. Can't speak for him. Or for Wilber for that matter. Just throwin that one out there.

doesyourpussyhurt wrote:

Nothing, that's why we are here.

On another note, me thinks wilber doth protest too much. Or is it announce his heterosexuality too much? Whichever, I have decided the rainbow flag fits him well. Just an observation from a lurker.

Yes. I'm clearly gay. How could ya'l'l have missed that?
Why does it take a semi-illiterate with vaginissimus to point out the obvious?
Now will someone please get over here with a tub of crisco and a large bowl of turkey stuffing?
I feel in need of some deeply satisfying anal breakfast action.

jesusluvspegging wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

doesyourpussyhurt wrote:

Nothing, that's why we are here.

On another note, me thinks wilber doth protest too much. Or is it announce his heterosexuality too much? Whichever, I have decided the rainbow flag fits him well. Just an observation from a lurker.

Yes. I'm clearly gay. How could ya'l'l have missed that?
Why does it take a semi-illiterate with vaginissimus to point out the obvious?
Now will someone please get over here with a tub of crisco and a large bowl of turkey stuffing?
I feel in need of some deeply satisfying anal breakfast action.

Wilber is, in fact, a full-time homo.  He's an agent of the Heteronormative Conspiracy's "Scared Straight" program.

Dude - I'm so gay.
Who wants to meet up at the steam bath for a pee party?

George Orr wrote:

I promise you, as soon as I'm employed again and can afford it, I'm buying something deluxe and sparkly with multi speed settings.

Make sure it includes fish hooks...