#1 2008-09-09 12:41:47
Wonderful incongruities in web design. The look is like as if Ogrish decided to put up a "Canadian Medications" website.
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I want to date an abortioneer, can you help me meet one?
While this is one of our most common requests, we do not condone nor facilitate introductions from the atheist world into the ranks of our lost sheep whom have chosen to have abortion procedures conducted. The very notion, however "hot" or "sexy" or "potentially profitable" they may be, are entirely without merit, and exactly the sort of thing we will never condone. If you’d like to learn more about these women, however, you may apply to be a community counselor at your local church for a nominal, one-time fee of $396 in order to qualify as a group facilitator for support groups. We only pray that you do not use this connection for ill purposes, but everything is done by His will, so regardless of your desire, it will have ultimately been His will. These policies may be relaxed in the future, so please check back often for updates.
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#2 2008-09-09 15:14:56
Rule of Law
This is the right thing to do, for Christ’s sake!
We obey a law higher than that of man. Much the way a speeder justifies his velocity by the grace of a great hill, because he’s obeying a higher law (that of gravity), we’re likewise ignoring the law of man to obey the law of the Lord Christ almighty by the grace of God.
We don’t identify innocent individuals, only those who have been reasonably verified as smiters of those incapable of their own defense.
Genesis 25:22-23a: (22) “The babies jostled each within her, and she said, "Why is this happening to me?" So she went to inquire of the LORD. (23) The LORD said to her, "Two nations are in your womb, and two peoples from within you will be separated…”
We bring it all together in one (1) place
You don’t need to ask friends or neighbors about the character of those around you. This can be time consuming, unreliable, and often lead to being mistaken for a "creepy weirdo," rather than a caring, conscientious brother in Christ.
Our information is made readily available to law enforcement, ministers, private organizations and others able to afford our membership costs.
If you think we’re overstepping our bounds, feel free to say so by way of our contact form. Bear in mind that our offices are technically located overseas, and very few of the laws you know actually pertain to anything bearing upon our operation.
This site is a gem, but I would have gone whole hog with fundie phrasing that would have made it indistinguishable as farce.
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#3 2008-09-09 22:25:22
“Murder is forbidden.” – Genesis 9:5
Murder meaning, any killing NOT sanctioned by a wrathful, psychotic, deity.
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