#2 2008-09-10 19:43:34
Actually, the hot beef sundae sounds pretty fucking awesome.
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#3 2008-09-11 00:03:27
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Actually, the hot beef sundae sounds pretty fucking awesome.
Taint, is that you, dear?
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#4 2008-09-11 00:08:29
pALEPHx wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Actually, the hot beef sundae sounds pretty fucking awesome.
Taint, is that you, dear?
Aw, hell, I done been queered! Gol' darn gay agenda.
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#5 2008-09-11 00:18:00
About a year ago in a far away town I stopped by a bar and grill and ate a similar concoction..... It consisted of two slices of garlic bread covered in mashed potatos, roast beef and smothered in a thick beef gravy... I washed it down with a couple of beers and went back to my hotel room.... Something told me I shouldn't have eaten it, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it till an hour later when I was making a mad rush to the shitter.... Ten hours and about two rolls of toilet paper later I had finally rid my body of every last ounce of feces and vomit.. I recall looking in the mirror afterwards and seeing nothing but a shell of my former self.... Thanks for reminding me of that night in hell.......
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#6 2008-09-11 00:24:37
Dirckman wrote:
About a year ago in a far away town I stopped by a bar and grill and ate a similar concoction..... It consisted of two slices of garlic bread covered in mashed potatos, roast beef and smothered in a thick beef gravy... I washed it down with a couple of beers and went back to my hotel room.... Something told me I shouldn't have eaten it, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it till an hour later when I was making a mad rush to the shitter.... Ten hours and about two rolls of toilet paper later I had finally rid my body of every last ounce of feces and vomit.. I recall looking in the mirror afterwards and seeing nothing but a shell of my former self.... Thanks for reminding me of that night in hell.......
Yeah, but how did it taste?
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#7 2008-09-11 00:38:57
tojo2000 wrote:
Dirckman wrote:
About a year ago in a far away town I stopped by a bar and grill and ate a similar concoction..... It consisted of two slices of garlic bread covered in mashed potatos, roast beef and smothered in a thick beef gravy... I washed it down with a couple of beers and went back to my hotel room.... Something told me I shouldn't have eaten it, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it till an hour later when I was making a mad rush to the shitter.... Ten hours and about two rolls of toilet paper later I had finally rid my body of every last ounce of feces and vomit.. I recall looking in the mirror afterwards and seeing nothing but a shell of my former self.... Thanks for reminding me of that night in hell.......
Yeah, but how did it taste?
It was fucking delicious.........
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#8 2008-09-11 00:42:24
Dirckman wrote:
tojo2000 wrote:
Dirckman wrote:
About a year ago in a far away town I stopped by a bar and grill and ate a similar concoction..... It consisted of two slices of garlic bread covered in mashed potatos, roast beef and smothered in a thick beef gravy... I washed it down with a couple of beers and went back to my hotel room.... Something told me I shouldn't have eaten it, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it till an hour later when I was making a mad rush to the shitter.... Ten hours and about two rolls of toilet paper later I had finally rid my body of every last ounce of feces and vomit.. I recall looking in the mirror afterwards and seeing nothing but a shell of my former self.... Thanks for reminding me of that night in hell.......
Yeah, but how did it taste?
It was fucking delicious.........
And you didn't take photos? You call yourself a High-Streeter. Harumph.
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#9 2008-09-11 03:32:41
JLP: Shut up and deal. It's not like we're coming to your house and fucking you up the ass. You might enjoy it too much.
Yours,
- All the self-respecting fags
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#10 2008-09-11 04:16:27
I was watching "Dexter" last night when one of the characters, after spotting a literal mountain of a man with more muscle than all the High Street males put together, uttered what is probably my current favorite phrase d'objectifaction: "What a fucking beef bus".
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#11 2008-09-11 04:45:17
Dirckman wrote:
tojo2000 wrote:
Dirckman wrote:
About a year ago in a far away town I stopped by a bar and grill and ate a similar concoction..... It consisted of two slices of garlic bread covered in mashed potatos, roast beef and smothered in a thick beef gravy... I washed it down with a couple of beers and went back to my hotel room.... Something told me I shouldn't have eaten it, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it till an hour later when I was making a mad rush to the shitter.... Ten hours and about two rolls of toilet paper later I had finally rid my body of every last ounce of feces and vomit.. I recall looking in the mirror afterwards and seeing nothing but a shell of my former self.... Thanks for reminding me of that night in hell.......
Yeah, but how did it taste?
It was fucking delicious.........
I hope you left a large tip for the immigrant maid who was willing to take on a job that most Americans would never do.
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#12 2008-09-11 10:46:11
Taint wrote:
I was watching "Dexter" last night when one of the characters, after spotting a literal mountain of a man with more muscle than all the High Street males put together, uttered what is probably my current favorite phrase d'objectifaction: "What a fucking beef bus".
Heh. I remember Beef Bus. Keep an eye out for him, 'cause it gets good.
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