You're welcome, Fled.

I have another one here that I found quite interesting:  a (purported) letter from a citizen of Wasilla, AK.  (I wouldn't post it if I didn't believe it is genuine.)

Somebody above asserted the book-banning story was false; the letter says otherwise:

"People who fought her attempt to oust the Librarian are on her enemies list to this day."

Princess of the Fur Rendezvous

Maybe I’ve misjudged her.  Perhaps a walk through the ocean of her soul would do more than just get the soles of my shoes wet.

McCain resigns over banking scandal!!!

No not that McCain silly! What did you think this was the 1980s? Get with the times and the modern Republican family fiscial values.

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Palin has been added to Dickipedia:

http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=Sarah_Palin

And McCain's voice mail solicitation of her as a vice presidential candidate is worth a listen:

http://www.236.com/blog/w/lee_camp/mcca … e_8644.php

"Should she birth any further issue—and she very well might—it is entirely possible she will name it Trix Rabbit Palin."

"Private family matters" should just about be the only thing about this which is in-limits to this place.

Those boobs are un-possible.

from Get Your War On

The selection of Sarah Palin has done more for American Presidential elections as a spectator sport than any innovation since the television.

The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively that Sarah's oldest son, Track, was addicted to the power drug OxyContin for nearly the past two years, snorting it, eating it, smoking it and even injecting it. And as Track, 19, heads to Iraq as part of the U.S. armed forces, Sarah and her husband Todd were powerless to stop his wild antics, detailed in the new issue of The ENQUIRER, which goes on sale today.

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jesusluvspegging wrote:

Not real sure where I was going with this

https://cruelery.com/uploads/36_palinsyoungest.jpg

Whatever.

Hell.

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jesusluvspegging wrote:

The selection of Sarah Palin has done more for American Presidential elections as a spectator sport than any innovation since the television.

Didn't they just bust 7 or 8 meth labs in Wasilia in the past few months, alone?

Taint wrote:

Hardly worth its own post, but vaguely - just vaguely - amusing nonetheless.

I thought I saw a package deal where you could get all 3 bodies but it only came with 1 head.

whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

You know, I knew there was SOMETHING that was making me lust after Gov. Pailn....

*SIGH*  I've been in love with girls with glasses for a LONG time... and I used to have this issue way-back-when....

http://pics.livejournal.com/dr_wrebagzhoe/pic/000ahae5

Feisty, is this you?

Holy Helium, Batman!

They're real, boys and girls.  That's from back in the day when Playboy was all real flesh, and it was all nice and pink.

Johnny_Rotten wrote:

caribou barbie

That ought to be the defining statement of her non-existent vice-presidency.

Ultimately, fewer people will vote for a white woman (of any sort) than a black man (ditto). If they tried to distract from the top of the ticket on the McCain side, then they made an egregious error. While no one can possibly forget his POW experience, we also can't forgive his age.

Personally, I think Obama's nothing but a cipher. I will vote for him, because I'd rather have a zero sum than a third Bush term. What irks me is that I actually liked McCain when he was running against Bush. It makes me wonder where that particular flavor of politicking went. He'll separate himself from the current regime well enough to campaign, but not enough on actual policy? Fortunately, tits don't distract me. Yet, while I normally vote for "the woman" when I don't know the local contenders, this is one woman who represents everything wrong about being an American political candidate. Her strengths are in being a vessel/conduit of God's power. Not believing in her particular god, I fail to find anything useful in her past behavior or current rhetoric. Her existence is unpatriotic, in the most fundamental sense.

pALEPHx wrote:

Johnny_Rotten wrote:

caribou barbie

That ought to be the defining statement of her non-existent vice-presidency.

Ultimately, fewer people will vote for a white woman (of any sort) than a black man (ditto). If they tried to distract from the top of the ticket on the McCain side, then they made an egregious error. While no one can possibly forget his POW experience, we also can't forgive his age.

Personally, I think Obama's nothing but a cipher. I will vote for him, because I'd rather have a zero sum than a third Bush term. What irks me is that I actually liked McCain when he was running against Bush. It makes me wonder where that particular flavor of politicking went. He'll separate himself from the current regime well enough to campaign, but not enough on actual policy? Fortunately, tits don't distract me. Yet, while I normally vote for "the woman" when I don't know the local contenders, this is one woman who represents everything wrong about being an American political candidate. Her strengths are in being a vessel/conduit of God's power. Not believing in her particular god, I fail to find anything useful in her past behavior or current rhetoric. Her existence is unpatriotic, in the most fundamental sense.

Lol...

Go ahead, keep burying  your head in the sand. Pretending Obama's popularity  isn't plummeting to the Earth as fast as it rose in the first place.

Saying this sort of thing over and over doesn't make it a reality. Sorry, buddy!

Johnny_Rotten wrote:

Strangely every single women from Alaska they interviewed about her not only has the same styling and glasses but  the same squeaky girl's voice.

My husband made a great observation the other night and now I can't get it out of my head when I see Palin speak: She looks -- and more importantly -- sounds -- remarkably like Karen from Will and Grace.




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karenw wrote:

Johnny_Rotten wrote:

Strangely every single women from Alaska they interviewed about her not only has the same styling and glasses but  the same squeaky girl's voice.

My husband made a great observation the other night and now I can't get it out of my head when I see Palin speak: She looks -- and more importantly -- sounds -- remarkably like Karen from Will and Grace.


https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/430_willgrace.jpg

Difference is, I wouldn't mind Meg Mullaly's psycho calls every hour for a couple of weeks after throwing the meat to her.  With Caribou Barbie, you'd have to keep a sharp eye on every grassy knoll you'd drive past.

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And on a personal note, she sent me a condolence note after reading an essay I written about the death of my mother. She is, on top of it all, a nice person.

Sweetheart, I hate to burst your sweet little tainty bubble, but I write letters of condolonces every day and sign the Sen's name.  I also write letters of congrats to kids who win gold in the special olympics, folks who retire after 20+ years in public service (or nursing, stuff like that), artists who gain statewide notice for their artwork, and people who've made short films.

You MIGHT be one of the lucky ones who actually gets a letter with a real signature.  If her assistant isn't good at forging signatures, she might actually have signed the letter her assistant wrote.

She doesn't give a shit about you, and nobody else in government does either.  Actually, there are a few here and there...but they're usually the quiet ones who nobody knows about... not the ones who skyrocket to stardom in less than a decade.  The ones who care are the ones who don't toot their own horns.  You know why?  Because since they don't appear in the papers, they don't need someone whose main job it is to censor every word they say.  Once you have a staff member who writes every talking point you say, you stop caring about the people, and you buy into your own bullshit.  Period.

George Orr wrote:

I learned long ago that polls are so much bullshit.  I ignore them.

I do agree that Obama is still a cipher, but preferable in the eyes of many to what we'll obviously be in store for should McCain get into the White House.

My prediction--although it pains me--is that this election will, indeed, come down to race.  I think black Americans will turn out in numbers never before seen to put "their" guy in the Presidency.  The black bloc will trump the "hockey mom" bloc.  It will be sad only in terms of voters' motivation; as long as it puts the conservatives out of power then I guess I'll have to be okay with it.

I’m afraid you’re right on this one.  I’ve made what for me is a very painful decision.  I live in a Red State, but right now it looks like Obama will just barely carry it.  I’m going to vote for the negro, because no matter what, America can’t take four more years of Bush-type policies.  Of course, if it becomes clear Obama hasn’t a chance to carry my state, I will vote for a third party candidate as a protest against the wretched choices offered to us.

If Obama loses, we can look forward to huge negro riots that will cause billions in damage to our major cities.  Living in the White boondocks does have its occasional advantages.

And if you bought into the whole "McSame" crap, you're REALLY going to hate Palin.  Palin and Bush are practically twins, except one you'd like to cover in salty man juice, and the other you want to cover with battery acid.  Wait... that kinda works for both too.

Ah, Feisty. I do believe Sarah is a nice person; I know her personally. I also believe she's a right-wing fanatic who believes because I am gay, I am a menace to society and endanger all that is good and godly about America. One of the weird little realities of life is that often those two realities are engendered in the same people.

The note was not only signed by her, but written by her as well. It was something she wrote after reading about Mom's death in our local paper. I wouldn't vote for her for it, nor would I vote for because her husband is someone I'd do in a heartbeat. It does serve as a reminder, however, that despite the worst, we are still dealing with human beings. Even when their politics are abhorrent.

And trust me, I have no illusions about the cynicism of politicians. I spent several years covering some of the sleaziest people to work the Alaska political system, a group that America is only now starting to learn about. There were a few times I honestly feared for my safety and seriously considered a CWP.

She's not a bad person; she's misguided, she's inexperienced, and her beliefs are - in my opinion - plainly wrong. But she's not a bad person.

Anne Frank, and all that.

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fnord wrote:

I’m going to vote for the negro

Rapture!!!

Fnord, would it make you feel any better if you simply told yourself you're voting only for his white half?

ptah13 wrote:

fnord wrote:

If Obama loses, we can look forward to huge negro riots that will cause billions in damage to our major cities.  Living in the White boondocks does have its occasional advantages.

What kind of idiot would riot after their guy lost an election, anyway? I would then be able to say, "for the first time in my life, I'm ashamed to be an American". Ironic that it would be minorities that would lead me to feel that way.

I'm praying for massive race riots.  Anything to shake this country up.