#2 2008-09-10 16:53:37
don't tell choad, he'll plotz
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#3 2008-09-10 17:22:58
Please, I have some self respect.
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#4 2008-09-10 18:29:59
We are required to name the High Street Award for Outstanding Banality in Journalism "The Crülitzer"
I nominate Neal Cavuto
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#5 2008-09-10 22:18:08
jesusluvspegging wrote:
We are required to name the High Street Award for Outstanding Banality in Journalism "The Crülitzer"
Clever. [gives points] Clappity, clappity... Though I think we can manage without the [Motley] Cruelitzer's umlaut.
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#6 2008-09-10 22:22:50
pALEPHx wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
We are required to name the High Street Award for Outstanding Banality in Journalism "The Crülitzer"
Clever. [gives points] Clappity, clappity... Though I think we can manage without the [Motley] Cruelitzer's umlaut.
The umlaut is deliberate and, IMHO, essential, but I bow to popular opinion on this one. I put it in there to make the award more Metal.
EDIT: (very) quick and (very) dirty mockup:
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#7 2008-09-11 03:02:48
jesusluvspegging wrote:
If you could make the two handles into arms, that would rule.
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#8 2008-09-11 03:45:07
NO. No goatse references. Ack. Are we not men?
(we aren't Devo, either)
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#9 2008-09-11 10:42:00
The goatse reference gave me a grin--also, nice work on the image--but perhaps Pale is right; goatse is pretty played.
How about some takeoff on "Blind Justice," with an image of a journalist wearing a blindfold and/or ear plugs?
Or perhaps just a bust of Geraldo Rivera would get the message across.
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#10 2008-09-11 14:43:48
Of course goatse is played out. That's the point, It's an award for Banality in Journalism.
Banal \Ban"al\, a. [F., fr. ban an ordinance.]
Commonplace; trivial; hackneyed; trite.
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#11 2008-09-12 01:37:16
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Of course goatse is played out. That's the point, It's an award for Banality in Journalism.
Yeah, but it still has some mild shock value. Like picking a font, I just don't think it "goes" with the mental image of some kind of trophy. Keep trying tho.
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