Heh. I've been waiting to see this posted here.

Rush to judgment: The perp busted in to the home to find that his suspicions were true: his boyfriend WAS indeed cheating on him with another man. "You want a spicy sausage? I'll give you a spicy sausage!" he screamed, treating the boyfriend with a mesquite rub before storming into the room of the other man and pummeling him with a chorizo. "You got a spicy sausage, huh! I bet he likes to eat your spicy sausage! Here's what I think of your sausage! I will kill you with a sausage!"

At this point, Bebé the brave chihuahua came snarling and yapping into the room like Speedy Gonzales to protect his master. One well-aimed bite found the canine hanging from the attacker's boxer shorts, causing the man to drop the sausage in alarm and high-tail it out the door. Bebé enjoyed his well-earned reward, munching the chorizo with gusto as the two remaining men sobbed in each other's arms.

Roger_That wrote:

...and a dog eats the evidence.

http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_10411447? … st_emailed

Holy fuck - you might think that's an amusing story, but I was a student of Tokugawa-period Japan, and I've got a cold fucking shiver running down my spine. Ever heard of the Ton Katsu? If they're back in business, you should all be nervous. I won't bother belabouring my erudition, I'll just point you to the relevant information.

Beaten with meat!  Perchance was it andouille?

choad wrote:

karenw wrote:

Edited to remove malicious link

Thanks, George.

I’m guessing this link caused bugs to jump on PC’s?  Otherwise, I can’t imagine what would qualify as a malicious link.

choad wrote:

fnord wrote:

choad wrote:

Thanks, George.

I’m guessing this link caused bugs to jump on PC’s?  Otherwise, I can’t imagine what would qualify as a malicious link.

Yep, give the man kewpie doll. I'm guessing you're on Safari, too.

I use Firefox most of the time.  I use Safari to view Sofie’s embedded videos since they don’t format properly in Firefox.

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Safari? That piece of useless shit? I thought it only ran on Macs...and I'm sure no one here is pussy enough to own a Mac. (Or Windoze, for that matter.)

Fnord and I will see you outside.

From outer space?